Hmmm… Susan? the People Downstairs Are Definitely Playing the Sims. Yeah … Yeah I Think They Just Bought a Couch.
Well, I can tell because a second ago the special “buying stuff” music came on. And I’m pretty sure judging by the noises their Sims make when they’re watching TV that they needed a couch pretty bad.
I don’t know why they’re buying a new couch when they clearly need a better stove. I just heard a house fire, probably ‘cuz that one Sim sounds like he can’t cook. Oh hon, I don’t think they’re taking nearly as good care of their Sims as we are. No sir-ee.
Sounds like a real slum down there. Regular third world. Oh – oh shh! Listen, I can hear their Sims fighting now. Well, there goes the neighborhood.
Hey honey, make our Sims listen to their new jukebox and turn the volume up really high so the neighbors know we got it.
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