AN AUDIT!? I knew I shouldn’t have let those guys on the forums do my taxes!
What is this? The IRS wants a meeting? Well … CRAP. That’s what I get for letting those guys in the forums do my taxes! I didn’t even bother to look at my return – the one guy had over 700 posts so I figured he was reliable.
According to this I claimed a rocket launcher as a neccessary home office expense. Maybe that tipped them off. I could kill those forum guys! They listed my income as “$ 1337 .” And listed my mortgage as costing me $pw33n3d per year … That’s not even a number! They also claimed that I was a member of the clergy, listing “Jedi” as my religion. I probably shoulda skimmed this before sending it in.
I declared J.Lo’s ass a dependant.
Next year I’m sticking to the chat rooms where I can confront these so-called “tax experts” face-to-face.
Although, I have to admit, those guys did manage to score a quarter of a million for my refund.
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