Just One Nibble and Them Hedgehogs Will Know the Meaning of ‘Pain.’

[Sound of birds chirping.]

[In the distance, a dog barks.]

[Long, unbroken silence.]

[Soft rustle of grass.]

[A sudden “Thwip!” noise, followed by a soft thump.]

[With a cawing ruckus, birds scatter from the trees.]

“Dammit!”

[The crack of six gunshots, followed by their echo from the hills]


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[Birds chirp. Softly, a low gutteral voice mumbles obscenities.]


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