Boxes That Make Noise and React to Me When I Push Buttons – That’s All I Need to Be Happy.

Well yes, seriously now. With a week to go until my birthday I thought I’d make a list for you guys of everything I want, and I realized that, on the whole, boxes that make noise and react to me whenever I push buttons should about do it.

I’ll need a palm pilot, a remote control television, a Playstation 2, a Dreamcast, a CD player, a garage door opener, and one of those little pocket casino games. That’s a start. They all make noises. And they’ve got lots of buttons.

Moving forward, I would like to move to a phase in my life featuring more flashing lights. A DVD Player, a widescreen telvision, a laptop, and perhaps a disco ball hooked up to a clapper. Oh wait, it needs to have a button, otherwise it’s useless to me. How about a remote control with a button hooked up to a device that makes a loud clapping noise, which in turn triggers off a disco ball and lots of colored lights? Oh man. That’s what I want. I’d never have to leave the house.


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What’s that you say? A GameBoy Advance? Hmm – blinking lights, check, lots of beeping, check, buttons – check! Yes, yes, that meets the crieria. Get me two!


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