Please! Wear Headphones When You Play Tribes 2 – You’re Ruining Godfather Night!

Every year, right before finals, I get the whole gang together to watch the entire Godfather triology back to back. It’s a tradition passed down from – uh – when I got here. And now I’m a senior. It’s my last Godfather night before I head off into the big world. And if you keep playing Tribes 2 with the volume cranked like that, you’re going to RUIN IT!

For instance, how about that opening scene. This is exactly how it went down:


Bonasera: I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but – I NEED ESCORT FOR FLAG CARRIER. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn’t protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her REPAIR OUR POWER GENERATOR. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like INCOMING ENEMY. She couldn’t even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life – beautiful girl. Now she will never NEED DRIVER FOR GROUND VEHICLE.

Vito Corleone: [sitting behind his desk, petting a cat] Why did you go to the police? Why didn’t you ATTACK THE ENEMY FLAG?

Bonasera: What do you want of me? Tell me anything. But do what I beg you to do.

Vito Corleone: What is that?

Bonasera: [Whispering in Vito Corleone’s ear] REPAIR OUR VEHICLE STATION


Please! Put on some headphones out of respect for the Don!


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…and you didn’t need a friend of me. But uh, now you come to me and you say – “Don Corleone NEED A TAILGUNNER.” – But you don’t ask with respect.


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