I Can’t for the Life of Me Figure Out *Slurp* the Reason My Keyboard Is So Sticky

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Guys, could someone come and help me? There is a key on my keyboard that is sticking, but I can’t tell you … uh … I can’t name it because if I use it it uh starts to … it doesn’t stop!

So please come here to the first floor to help me. I’m in cubicle, er, the cubicle in the middle of “V” and “X.” I’m not sure … the reason the key in question is sticky, but it’s next to the letter Q and I use it to run for- er – straight ahead during games of Quake. I take very good care of my keyboard, taking care to shake the crumbs loose after eating Doritoes or french fries over it and usually I mop up the mayonaise a day or so after spilling on it, so it’s a mystery to me. Do you kno– I mean, can you imagine ho – uh, see that it’s difficult to type emails and not use the … sticking key? One small slip and I’m done for.

Please help! I promise I’ll stop eating the bananna milkshakes over the keyboard if you can just help me out and explain to me howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwCTRL-ALT-DELETE CTRL-ALT-DELETE CTRL-ALT-DELETE


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