| 2006-02-08 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
I make my living by selling things on Ebay
|
| 2006-02-06 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
People Don't Believe Me Because My Name Is Sarcasm
|
| 2004-06-23 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
A Brief but Illustrated Update on the Daily Victim
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| 2004-05-05 |
0 |
0 |
0 |
The Daily Victim Redesign Is Cruising Smoothly ... like a Missile.
|
| 2004-03-16 |
6.82 |
2,447 |
1 |
The Search for a New GameSpy Artist Remains Steeped in Controversy.
|
| 2004-02-18 |
7.06 |
2,080 |
1 |
The Daily Victim artist search is wrapping up. Like the dismal closure of a lavish Broadway play.
|
| 2004-02-04 |
7.38 |
2,228 |
2 |
The Search for a New Artist Rages On
|
| 2004-01-23 |
7.62 |
3,557 |
0 |
Thanks to that recent server crash, our online wedding never happened. Now get out of my house!
|
| 2004-01-21 |
9.62 |
6,745 |
1 |
My plan to crash my favorite MMORPG server required a little help from an unexpected place
|
| 2004-01-09 |
8.07 |
3,226 |
1 |
Attention fellow roleplayers! The End is Nigh! And by Nigh, I mean Really, Really Close!
|
| 2004-01-07 |
9.17 |
2,741 |
4 |
Well, there IS a way to get your dead character's lost items back, but ... well, it ain't pretty.
|
| 2004-01-06 |
9.09 |
2,155 |
0 |
No Haden, you're not allowed to play Mario Kart: Double Dash!! around the children. No, not because of the game, because of you.
|
| 2004-01-05 |
7.91 |
1,498 |
0 |
I'd like to respectfully suggest that last week's Victim cram it in an uncomfortable place.
|
| 2003-12-30 |
7.5 |
2,647 |
1 |
Hell no! Nerds won't go! We won't let you close Wizards of the Coast!
|
| 2003-12-17 |
8.32 |
3,303 |
0 |
Allright, gather 'round. I've developed a Call of Duty team strategy that speaks to all of our strengths.
|
| 2003-12-16 |
8.56 |
2,075 |
0 |
The German Bunnyhopper is tearing our lines to shreds! We'll have to send in ... Sergei.
|
| 2003-12-15 |
8.6 |
2,196 |
1 |
Stalingrad is a grey wasteland of rubble and human remains. Only One man can get across the railyard alive...
|
| 2003-12-11 |
9.09 |
3,236 |
0 |
My Imaginary eBay Girlfriend Doesn't Understand My Gaming Hobby
|
| 2003-12-09 |
7.03 |
1,897 |
0 |
I don't care what they say. Growing hairy feet is the hottest new geek trend.
|
| 2003-12-03 |
6.35 |
2,455 |
0 |
Happy Holidays, Skip. Here's your present. It's a gift certificate for ... A MANBEATING!
|
| 2003-12-02 |
9.2 |
2,409 |
0 |
Victory will be mine in this Battlefield 1942 map contest ... though I had to take some drastic actions.
|
| 2003-11-27 |
8.32 |
2,362 |
0 |
What, me? Carve the turkey? Well, I guess I got the skillz...
|
| 2003-11-26 |
8.75 |
2,155 |
1 |
What would YOU give ... for the one, perfect lap?
|
| 2003-11-20 |
9.04 |
3,402 |
0 |
Wow, Project Gotham Guy has answers for everything.
|
| 2003-11-19 |
7.7 |
1,787 |
0 |
Honey, I've got a great idea for what to get little Kip for an E-rated Christmas!
|
| 2003-11-17 |
8.35 |
2,346 |
0 |
My husband's online roleplaying habits are a serious source of marital strife.
|
| 2003-11-11 |
8 |
3,024 |
0 |
Check it out -- look what I can see from this new satellite imaging website!
|
| 2003-11-10 |
9.22 |
2,689 |
0 |
I warned him! I told him not to play with the EyeToy for an hour after eating, but he didn't listen! He didn't listen!
|
| 2003-11-05 |
8.26 |
2,727 |
0 |
Now that there's a child in the house, I'm only permitted to play Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure
|
| 2003-11-03 |
7.51 |
2,127 |
0 |
Nope, can't play Call of Duty. Doctor's Orders. You'll have to do it for me.
|
| 2003-10-31 |
9.23 |
3,736 |
1 |
A Special Halloween Victim of Unmitigated Horror
|
| 2003-10-29 |
5.01 |
2,762 |
0 |
One word, dude: Halo.
|
| 2003-10-27 |
7.61 |
1,979 |
0 |
So, you just jumped out of a burning building into a hail of machine gun fire? CHILD'S PLAY!
|
| 2003-10-24 |
7.8 |
3,315 |
0 |
So uh guys ... about that whole ... "ring" thing...
|
| 2003-10-21 |
8.24 |
2,287 |
0 |
Mr. Pembleton's last will and testament clearly establishes this trust fund for his favorite MMOG character.
|
| 2003-10-20 |
8.48 |
1,903 |
0 |
Gentlemen, if you please. Remove your network cables for a moment of Internet silence in honor of our dear friend Dave.
|
| 2003-10-16 |
7.86 |
2,251 |
0 |
My Contra-Honed Reflexes can defeat your piddly game in mere hours!
|
| 2003-10-15 |
7.8 |
1,744 |
0 |
Sure it's legit. It's what I call the Star Wars Galaxies MBA program.
|
| 2003-10-13 |
8.13 |
2,584 |
0 |
I'll go on the record and say that I don't think what you downloaded here is actually the Half-Life 2 source code.
|
| 2003-10-09 |
8.35 |
2,230 |
0 |
I will be brutally honest. There's no way you look like your Tiger Woods 2004 character.
|
| 2003-10-07 |
8.58 |
2,370 |
1 |
I can't possibly clean up my hard drive. I'm too emotionally invested.
|
| 2003-10-06 |
8.08 |
2,134 |
0 |
What kind of roleplaying game is it? Does it have towns? After playing hundreds of RPGs in my lifetime, I've developed a fear of towns.
|
| 2003-10-03 |
7.66 |
2,043 |
0 |
Well Jer, no, putting that new Radeon card down your pants isn't what I'd consider a "Casemod" in the classical sense
|
| 2003-10-02 |
8.69 |
2,283 |
0 |
If you yell "Sniper" into my ear ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to rip your lips off.
|
| 2003-10-01 |
6.75 |
1,424 |
0 |
Three words, my friend, three words: Massively Multiplayer Curling.
|
| 2003-09-29 |
7.69 |
2,211 |
0 |
For God's sake! Pick up the blue dot! A man's life is at stake!
|
| 2003-09-26 |
7.55 |
2,344 |
0 |
You tell the captain of this plane that my GameBoy is almost out of batteries! Now MUSH!
|
| 2003-09-23 |
7.71 |
1,777 |
0 |
Why can't you people just take the hint and get as addicted to Tiger Woods as I am?
|
| 2003-09-22 |
8.07 |
2,059 |
0 |
I lost my job at the Hospital just for trying to get the high score on the EKG
|
| 2003-09-19 |
8.81 |
1,735 |
0 |
There's a crippling loss of personal dignity associated with this year's 'Talk Like a Pirate Day.'
|
| 2003-09-17 |
8.36 |
1,772 |
0 |
Physics, man. It's never too early to prepare for the Physics.
|
| 2003-09-16 |
9.11 |
2,038 |
0 |
What hideous depraved intelligence is concocting such a grotesque perversion of Starcraft strategy, and why is it working?
|
| 2003-09-12 |
8.49 |
2,542 |
0 |
My 6-month plan to get my hot girlfriend into Cosplay has colossally backfired.
|
| 2003-09-11 |
7.27 |
1,792 |
0 |
Ubisoft's new logo is driving icicles of pure thought directly into my unwilling BRAIN.
|
| 2003-09-10 |
8.45 |
2,442 |
0 |
j4bb3rw0xx0r Presents: The Diablo II Drinking Game!
|
| 2003-09-09 |
9.2 |
2,524 |
0 |
Bad Things happened when I inadvertently released my own game patch.
|
| 2003-09-08 |
7.64 |
1,695 |
0 |
My new mod for War III is a conversion to a mod I made for Starcraft that emulated my WarCraft II mod that emulated C&C!
|
| 2003-09-05 |
5.8 |
1,648 |
0 |
Maybe I should switch to the Du-Rag. A man's got to put a lot of thought into these things.
|
| 2003-09-04 |
8.19 |
2,093 |
0 |
What, you want to talk to that girl? No way man, you don't stand a chance. She cons yellow to you. Maybe red.
|
| 2003-09-03 |
8.28 |
1,921 |
0 |
What, no Alienware PC for my birthday!? It's not like I asked for guns! Or drugs!
|
| 2003-09-02 |
7.84 |
1,321 |
0 |
I'd love to help you fend of the Empire's invasion, but it's past my bedtime.
|
| 2003-08-29 |
7.73 |
1,793 |
0 |
Avast, ye sea doggies! Hand yer captain a manual or something!
|
| 2003-08-28 |
7.92 |
1,784 |
0 |
I clubbed a sales clerk unconscious and I'll do the same to you!
|
| 2003-08-27 |
8.47 |
1,729 |
0 |
To my friends, family, and loved ones: I would like to apologize in advance for the weekend of debauchery I'm planning on Tatooine.
|
| 2003-08-26 |
8.83 |
1,750 |
0 |
Battlefield 1942 Scientific Journal for August 26th, 2003
|
| 2003-08-21 |
7.43 |
2,033 |
0 |
You're paying for my fansite to come out and preview your new game? Me and my 20 friends are SO there!
|
| 2003-08-20 |
8.05 |
2,459 |
0 |
My new phone service has unlimited instant text messaging! It will usher in a new era of open communication!
|
| 2003-08-18 |
9.01 |
2,322 |
0 |
So, you'd like to camp planes with us in Battlefield 1942? You'll have to fill out some of this paperwork.
|
| 2003-08-15 |
8.74 |
2,818 |
0 |
I TOLD you you didn't need that many monitors. NOW look at what happened.
|
| 2003-08-14 |
7.3 |
1,490 |
0 |
My Madden 2004 Strategy is a combination of grit, strategic thinking, and end-zone interceptions leading to 99-yard touchdowns.
|
| 2003-08-12 |
8.89 |
2,689 |
0 |
EGAH! It's the most feared Sith Lord of any of the Star Wars Galaxies servers!
|
| 2003-08-07 |
7.43 |
2,782 |
0 |
Less talking, more light-sabering!
|
| 2003-08-06 |
7.09 |
1,581 |
0 |
I'm sorry to hear that you and your girlfriend broke up. She seemed perfect for you. You know. From what I could gather on IRC.
|
| 2003-08-05 |
7.21 |
1,678 |
0 |
If a foodstuff can't be prepared in between rounds of Medal of Honor, I'm not interested!
|
| 2003-08-04 |
8.68 |
1,574 |
0 |
You've never looked fear in the eye? Let me tell you about my experience with Link Dead, ace online pilot.
|
| 2003-07-17 |
6.86 |
3,067 |
0 |
AUGH! HotSoup's computer crashed before he finished drawing my legs!
|
| 2003-07-15 |
7.85 |
2,812 |
1 |
Knights of the Old Republic is so great it will crush you physically and emotionally!
|
| 2003-07-12 |
7.93 |
1,781 |
0 |
No! Stop twinking my Dwarf! He's a tax writeoff!
|
| 2003-07-11 |
8.02 |
1,855 |
0 |
I'll tell you when I've had enuff, just fork over the ale, Neverwinter wench!
|
| 2003-07-10 |
7.63 |
2,778 |
0 |
Oh yah? That's nothing. I play Quake 3 in 16384x12288 resolution.
|
| 2003-07-09 |
5.95 |
2,056 |
0 |
Keep the ... get them ... oh ... put the mouse droids away please!
|
| 2003-07-08 |
8.12 |
1,913 |
0 |
I just can't stop killin' Rebel scum!
|
| 2003-07-06 |
8.02 |
1,983 |
0 |
Oh no sir! You can't bring that inside this cantina!
|
| 2003-07-03 |
8.75 |
2,288 |
0 |
Kids: Game Boy and Jury Duty DON'T MIX.
|
| 2003-07-02 |
7.15 |
1,842 |
0 |
Honey, what do you want from me? The Imperial March is in my head. I have to play Galaxies!
|
| 2003-07-01 |
7.82 |
1,542 |
1 |
No man, it's all cool. I'm just going to write off my EverQuest Dwarf as a tax loss.
|
| 2003-06-26 |
7.23 |
2,352 |
0 |
I didn't want the bank I work for to know I'd applied to a job at a gaming company, so I wrote all my emails in 'l33t.'
|
| 2003-06-25 |
8.35 |
1,910 |
0 |
Shhh, keep your voices down. That guy's been playing a single game of 'snake' on his cell phone for a week straight.
|
| 2003-06-20 |
8.84 |
3,357 |
0 |
I managed to install Civilization onto the school's library Computers, but at what cost?
|
| 2003-06-19 |
8.38 |
1,808 |
0 |
WarioWare can easily bring about marital difficulties.
|
| 2003-06-18 |
8.72 |
1,644 |
0 |
My original plan was to set this wedding reception alight by overclocking the Electric Slide...
|
| 2003-06-17 |
8.21 |
1,634 |
0 |
With rain clouds coming, I had to pull a Project Gotham with the riding lawnmower.
|
| 2003-06-11 |
8.25 |
2,681 |
0 |
This Star Wars Galaxies beta NDA is going to tear our friendship apart.
|
| 2003-06-10 |
7.56 |
1,906 |
1 |
My interview at the movie theater went downhill fast when they started talking strategy.
|
| 2003-06-07 |
9.14 |
3,429 |
0 |
This invasion is unlike any invasion I've ever slacked onto before.
|
| 2003-06-06 |
8.18 |
1,445 |
0 |
What is this? You guys call THIS a game trailer? Step aside and let me show you how to edit.
|
| 2003-06-05 |
8.14 |
1,725 |
0 |
Listen up, people! As Ultima Online Griefers, a new golden age is now upon us.
|
| 2003-06-04 |
8.73 |
1,814 |
1 |
Guys, guys -- the problem here, as I see it, is that our entire team is a bunch of Support Slackers.
|
| 2003-06-03 |
8.09 |
1,963 |
0 |
The physics from my recent auto accident weren't at all realistic.
|
| 2003-05-30 |
8.54 |
2,852 |
2 |
In PlanetSide, I've perfected a new type of class. "Support Slacker."
|
| 2003-05-28 |
8.1 |
2,646 |
0 |
We've got a lock on "The One." He's running through the post office level banging on the "x" button repeatedly.
|
| 2003-05-23 |
7.23 |
1,949 |
0 |
Many readers simply don't understand what qualifies a game for the "Tingle Awards."
|
| 2003-05-18 |
7.51 |
2,070 |
0 |
Wow, Your Online Console Game Looks Great. But It's Lacking a Few "emergency" Features...
|
| 2003-05-15 |
8.62 |
2,450 |
0 |
I am a fully trained Pr355 N1nj4. I alone have the sixth freedom.
|
| 2003-05-13 |
9.16 |
2,357 |
0 |
Security at E3 was tight. But not as tight as a finely crafted, masterfully executed backup plan.
|
| 2003-05-11 |
8.06 |
1,726 |
4 |
You guys, I’m serious. This big E3 tradeshow is our best and only chance to buy Vivendi!
|
| 2003-05-05 |
8.01 |
2,968 |
0 |
Aw man. Just look at you, dude. I knew I shouldn’t have given you that old copy of Harvest Moon.
|
| 2003-05-01 |
9.01 |
3,711 |
1 |
I lost my job at the grocery store today for cranking up the difficulty on the checkout belt.
|
| 2003-04-29 |
8.54 |
2,217 |
0 |
I love editing my own videogame baseball team. Instead of nine well-balanced players, my team consists of five mutants.
|
| 2003-04-27 |
8.64 |
1,858 |
0 |
Dance Dance Story: A tale of love and phat beetz ends.
|
| 2003-04-26 |
8.49 |
1,211 |
1 |
Pssst, ladies. I understand you have a love problem with those boys from the arcade. Might I offer advice?
|
| 2003-04-25 |
8.75 |
1,524 |
1 |
Dude, I know that you love this girl, but what you’re talking about isn’t merely winning an arcade game -- it’s suicide!
|
| 2003-04-24 |
8.07 |
1,574 |
3 |
They say that love springs eternal; but can it freestyle into a Caution Drop on DDR Extreme?
|
| 2003-04-23 |
7.82 |
1,357 |
4 |
Lesser men have been able to bring down the house; but when you bring down the hizzouse, it requires special pants.
|
| 2003-04-21 |
7.44 |
1,671 |
5 |
Dance Dance Story Part I: An Important Message from the Minstrel of Ph4t B33tz
|
| 2003-04-20 |
8.69 |
1,758 |
1 |
What follows is a true account of the greatest Tingle that ever lived
|
| 2003-04-18 |
8.25 |
1,617 |
1 |
In order to find a Tingle, you need to start THINKING like a Tingle.
|
| 2003-04-17 |
8.42 |
1,764 |
2 |
No, sir. The Tingle is armed, and almost definitely dangerous. I think he's got a bomb.
|
| 2003-04-16 |
7.8 |
1,581 |
3 |
What did you do to Steve? I saw him taking off in his Tingle outfit, weeping and carrying a grappling hook and a weed eater.
|
| 2003-04-15 |
7.5 |
1,904 |
5 |
Bad Tingle? No bad Tingle! Tingle is good! Tingle is a GOOD Tingle!
|
| 2003-04-14 |
7.94 |
2,001 |
4 |
Okay, I’m going to say it one last time. Hand over the Game Boy. Your Tingle privileges are revoked.
|
| 2003-04-07 |
7.6 |
2,876 |
1 |
Believe tha messageboardz: My PlanetSide faction wi11 CRUSH J00!
|
| 2003-04-04 |
8.13 |
1,949 |
0 |
The ruins of our Animal Crossing town are best cleared by an elite group of heavily-armed special ops units.
|
| 2003-04-03 |
8.39 |
1,937 |
1 |
My recent homecoming to Animal Crossing was not the joyous reunion I expected.
|
| 2003-04-01 |
8.08 |
2,265 |
0 |
Our PC game isn’t delayed; I prefer the term, “Extended Development.”
|
| 2003-03-31 |
8.3 |
2,272 |
0 |
Hello kind shopkeeper, I’m here to examine your pottery. And by ‘examine’ I mean ‘smash until gems come out.’
|
| 2003-03-26 |
6.61 |
2,926 |
1 |
Thank you, Legend of Zelda! I finally have a vehicle to vent my rage against ... plants!
|
| 2003-03-20 |
7.13 |
3,348 |
0 |
That’s a typo -- my emoticon is not actually drooling.
|
| 2003-03-16 |
8.25 |
2,677 |
0 |
Ladies, gentlemen, I believe the time has come for our EverQuest guild to fake its own death.
|
| 2003-03-14 |
7.88 |
2,353 |
0 |
How many times I gotta tell you, Ned? There is no PK’ing in The Sims Online.
|
| 2003-03-13 |
9.38 |
5,214 |
2 |
My love of survival horror games has perverted the delicate sensibilities of my parrot.
|
| 2003-03-12 |
8.62 |
1,984 |
0 |
For the upcoming conflict in the gulf, we’ll be sending our foremost experts in grenade-jumping.
|
| 2003-03-11 |
8.43 |
2,570 |
0 |
I’ve played so many World War II games that they’ve long since ceased to have any individual significance.
|
| 2003-03-06 |
8.49 |
2,457 |
2 |
I take issue with yesterday’s assertion that my guild faked the EverQuest dragon-slaying.
|
| 2003-03-05 |
7.54 |
2,155 |
2 |
I have what I believe to be conclusive evidence that the Archon’s Minions EverQuest guild FAKED the Dragon-Slayings.
|
| 2003-03-04 |
7.45 |
2,083 |
0 |
I Have a Great Idea for a Daily Victim, Provided You Fill Out the Following Paperwork.
|
| 2003-02-26 |
7.71 |
2,892 |
0 |
We’ve got to stop hiring people just because they’re good at LAN parties.
|
| 2003-02-23 |
7.94 |
2,869 |
0 |
Hey you kids! Stop bazookaing your teammates into the water!
|
| 2003-02-20 |
6.86 |
2,969 |
0 |
Guys, I figured out how to smuggle a PS2 and EQ Online Adventures into school.
|
| 2003-02-16 |
8.77 |
3,647 |
1 |
EA Technical Support was not amused by your semi-pornographic SimCity town names.
|
| 2003-02-14 |
7.36 |
2,831 |
0 |
Hey honey, didja ever smoke a chia-pet?
|
| 2003-02-12 |
7.93 |
2,538 |
0 |
Wolfenstien’s few. The proud. The mangled Venom-wielders screaming for medics.
|
| 2003-02-11 |
8.5 |
2,390 |
0 |
My cat should be a Metal Gear “Fox-Hound” Special Operative.
|
| 2003-02-09 |
8.59 |
2,780 |
0 |
That’s it, I’m through. I’ve decided to stop dating gamers.
|
| 2003-02-06 |
9.03 |
4,297 |
1 |
Yo, Frank, can you please stop using obscenities as city names in Sim City 4?
|
| 2003-02-05 |
8.41 |
2,465 |
0 |
Moving to Tokyo in order to be the first to play Soul Calibur II has its downsides.
|
| 2003-02-01 |
9.3 |
3,480 |
2 |
It was a Battlefield game that will live in infamy. If, by infamy, you mean easily forgotten weakness.
|
| 2003-01-24 |
8.48 |
4,081 |
1 |
Who ever told you that trying to seduce a gamer was easy?
|
| 2003-01-23 |
8.65 |
1,984 |
2 |
Those weird war-dudes have taken over our LAN gaming center
|
| 2003-01-22 |
9.01 |
1,551 |
3 |
At long last I can finally live the dream and play Battlefield: 1942 for a living.
|
| 2003-01-21 |
8.4 |
1,909 |
2 |
Just ‘cuz a guy plays as a chick in an RPG isn’t any reason to nullify his online wedding. Er, HER wedding.
|
| 2003-01-20 |
8.12 |
1,973 |
1 |
Are you trying to tell me that these leather gauntlets did not actually belong to Clint Eastwood?
|
| 2003-01-16 |
8.87 |
2,007 |
2 |
Don’t be mislead. The REAL money in organized crime comes from illicit online auctions of online RPG lewt.
|
| 2003-01-15 |
9.19 |
2,099 |
3 |
It’s amazing the kind of lewt you can nab when someone fireballs an online RPG wedding party.
|
| 2003-01-14 |
9.34 |
3,024 |
6 |
Online weddings, online schmeddings. Like I’m supposed to get all hopped up about the marriage of “Lady Gloria Perfectteeth.”
|
| 2003-01-13 |
8.94 |
1,686 |
2 |
Those movies not withstanding, I really think us elves are getting misrepresented in the media.
|
| 2003-01-12 |
8.68 |
1,958 |
1 |
I’m being hounded by some elf dude just ‘cuz I kicked his rear in Warcraft.
|
| 2003-01-10 |
8.51 |
1,930 |
1 |
But sir, Battle.net’s policy about disconnects makes no exceptions if your house blows up. It’s in the EULA.
|
| 2003-01-09 |
9.07 |
2,484 |
2 |
Anything less than third-degree burns is no reason to quit a perfectly good game of WarCraft III.
|
| 2003-01-08 |
8.61 |
2,234 |
1 |
Just lie low and follow my lead, dude. We’ll get this PlayStation 2 mod-chipped. You just gotta know the right people.
|
| 2003-01-07 |
8.8 |
2,482 |
1 |
An entire generation didn’t graduate from Clarion College in 1992 because I installed Civilization into the computer labs.
|
| 2003-01-05 |
8.36 |
1,540 |
0 |
Move over! When King Hans plays Medieval: Total War, he demands that his steaks RARE. Still mooing, even.
|
| 2003-01-03 |
6.96 |
1,573 |
0 |
I have an urgent decision to undertake with regards to Mario Party and the mattress outside
|
| 2003-01-02 |
7.58 |
2,063 |
1 |
I’m just too nice for all of these ‘Open Ended’ RPGs.
|
| 2003-01-01 |
8.51 |
1,992 |
3 |
MY New Year’s Resolution revolves around the cheese-grating-like decimation of you, and all your stupid Elves!
|
| 2002-12-31 |
7.05 |
1,784 |
0 |
I’ve been playing the Army computer game for months. Where’s my money for college?
|
| 2002-12-24 |
8.6 |
2,358 |
0 |
The Daily Victim Christmas Special 2002
|
| 2002-12-20 |
8.72 |
2,765 |
1 |
What if a game were so good that anyone playing it dropped off the face of the Earth? How would you find out about it?
|
| 2002-12-19 |
7.73 |
2,238 |
0 |
You’d best be showing us that ladder full of orcs falling into the army of orcs, and you’d best be showing the whole thing.
|
| 2002-12-17 |
8.07 |
2,206 |
0 |
Okay, new plan. Our new MMORPG game will be coded entirely using the Macromedia Flash MX 30-day trial. So we have to work fast.
|
| 2002-12-16 |
7.99 |
1,903 |
0 |
No man, the problem is, the guy at the Returns desk is an ex insurance claims investigator.
|
| 2002-12-12 |
8.9 |
2,719 |
1 |
Don’t go in there! Hans’s game of Medieval: Total War has spun into a harrowing Caligula-like descent into debauchery!
|
| 2002-12-11 |
8.42 |
1,984 |
0 |
For our fiscal year 2003 planning meeting, I’d like to suggest we employ a Medieval: Total War business strategy.
|
| 2002-12-10 |
8.21 |
2,636 |
1 |
Okay man, listen up: I’ve developed a 32-step program designed to get my hot girlfriend into Cosplay.
|
| 2002-12-08 |
7.93 |
2,429 |
0 |
My TiVo wants me dead.
|
| 2002-12-06 |
7.91 |
2,338 |
0 |
I’m sorry Germany, but the Pope told me to take you down!
|
| 2002-12-05 |
7.73 |
2,007 |
0 |
It is time for those of us wise in the ways of martial combat to stand against our unfair portrayal in the videogame media
|
| 2002-12-04 |
7.87 |
2,111 |
0 |
Attention people of the Morrowind Expansion Pack: Do you, too, wish to bring it?
|
| 2002-12-03 |
8.12 |
2,592 |
0 |
This new PC game is just a blank CD with instructions on the label for how to get the patch.
|
| 2002-12-02 |
7.65 |
2,134 |
0 |
I’ve devised the perfect controller with which to play first-person shooters on a console
|
| 2002-11-28 |
8.01 |
2,012 |
0 |
The Daily Victim Thanksgiving Special 2002
|
| 2002-11-27 |
9.19 |
3,775 |
1 |
My TiVo thinks I’m Japanese.
|
| 2002-11-26 |
7.61 |
2,183 |
2 |
To truly master Tekken 4, one must learn to bend like the autumn leaf. Like that’s ever gonna happen.
|
| 2002-11-24 |
8.59 |
2,197 |
1 |
With my professional gaming career on the rocks, I opted to become a color commentator
|
| 2002-11-21 |
7.17 |
2,620 |
0 |
I just got one of those new cell-phone PDA dealies. That’s the kind of thing you spend money on when you don’t have a girl.
|
| 2002-11-18 |
6.66 |
2,270 |
0 |
Percy is in need of comforting after the second Harry Potter movie.
|
| 2002-11-16 |
9.1 |
1,892 |
0 |
Playing games like EverQuest over a cell phone presents unique challenges.
|
| 2002-11-14 |
8.57 |
2,711 |
1 |
As a professional gamer, my recent onset of motion sickness has qualified me for disability benefits.
|
| 2002-11-13 |
7.14 |
2,536 |
0 |
What kind of crazy whack-job emoticons is this EverQuest chick sending me!?
|
| 2002-11-12 |
8.29 |
2,072 |
2 |
Your poor performance with the aircraft carrier has prompted me to resume the practice of naval flogging
|
| 2002-11-09 |
8.83 |
3,148 |
1 |
I am the King of Macros ... and I just met my Queen
|
| 2002-11-07 |
8.38 |
2,621 |
1 |
Until today I had operated under the flawed assumption that I was the tech God
|
| 2002-11-06 |
7.01 |
2,395 |
0 |
Whhooaaa - check it OUT! The guy across the street has a leaked DOOM III executable!
|
| 2002-11-05 |
7.84 |
1,865 |
0 |
I’m voting on a straight “Video Game” platform.
|
| 2002-11-04 |
7.88 |
2,189 |
1 |
Look here, I want Mario Sunshine for Christmas ... Or I’m gonna start livin’ the dream, baby!
|
| 2002-11-03 |
8.92 |
2,385 |
0 |
When it comes to Team-Killing, I’m a conscientious objector.
|
| 2002-11-01 |
7.76 |
2,597 |
0 |
I worry about the influence of Grand Theft Auto, but not because of the language or violence
|
| 2002-10-31 |
7.47 |
2,221 |
0 |
Nobody wants to get it on with the Fat Undead Guy from Doom III.
|
| 2002-10-30 |
8.55 |
2,160 |
0 |
I just had to pull a grand theft Grand Theft Auto
|
| 2002-10-29 |
8.76 |
2,755 |
1 |
Oh yah -- there’s not a single thing you can do or say in Counter-Strike that I haven’t bound to a single keystroke!
|
| 2002-10-27 |
7.5 |
2,268 |
1 |
It’s not a good idea to use The Sims to make important family decisions.
|
| 2002-10-25 |
6.97 |
2,019 |
0 |
C’mon, let’s lay off the Soccering and start with the rioting!
|
| 2002-10-24 |
8.94 |
2,522 |
0 |
This whole ‘Relaxing Zen Garden’ thing is really wiggin’ me out.
|
| 2002-10-23 |
7.43 |
1,906 |
0 |
MWA-HAAH! My skillful machinations have allowed me to absolutely corner the burgeoning Sims Online Lawn Gnome market!
|
| 2002-10-22 |
8.99 |
2,286 |
1 |
Team killing is a disease, and I’m not the cure
|
| 2002-10-21 |
8.57 |
2,136 |
1 |
There’s a lot of money to be made as an eBay Fictionalizationizer.
|
| 2002-10-20 |
9.06 |
1,938 |
0 |
A true Internet entrepreneur can really profit from someone like ‘Tied-Up Guy.’
|
| 2002-10-18 |
7.53 |
2,064 |
0 |
If only I had known space travel was so easy before I bought my Ferrari
|
| 2002-10-17 |
8.38 |
2,549 |
0 |
Wow, that “Ghandi” dude is one ornery killing machine.
|
| 2002-10-14 |
8.59 |
2,807 |
2 |
So I said, “Honey, before we jump right in and buy a kitten, maybe we should consult The Sims”
|
| 2002-10-12 |
9.32 |
4,295 |
7 |
I’d never thought that the power of Twinking people in RPGs could be used for evil
|
| 2002-10-11 |
6.25 |
1,824 |
0 |
Laugh all you want, this is the only way I can play Need for Speed without getting mad vertigo
|
| 2002-10-10 |
7.16 |
1,845 |
0 |
This Sim needs some sort of Sock Puppet intervention
|
| 2002-10-09 |
9.13 |
2,530 |
1 |
All right! ‘Tied-up’ dude is back online!
|
| 2002-10-08 |
8.08 |
2,215 |
5 |
Hey guys? Guys? Could you stop playing Navy Seals a sec? I’ve got kinda a situation here.
|
| 2002-10-07 |
7.43 |
2,311 |
0 |
Whhoooooaa, honey, we gotta buy this vacuum cleaner, it looks like something the Protoss would use.
|
| 2002-10-06 |
9.24 |
2,296 |
1 |
You ever resuscitate a dead arcade machine? It can get pretty ugly.
|
| 2002-10-04 |
9.35 |
5,934 |
1 |
Until now, Twinking people in online RPGs has been a reward in and of itself.
|
| 2002-10-03 |
7.33 |
1,916 |
0 |
The problem with the WaveBird Wireless Controller is that you can chuck it. Far.
|
| 2002-10-02 |
8.07 |
2,236 |
1 |
Ah! Would that I could play Battlefield: 1942 for a living.
|
| 2002-10-01 |
8.14 |
1,961 |
0 |
So, you got a bootleg copy of the second Lord of the Rings movie? That’s nothing. I know a feller who has a book of the third one
|
| 2002-09-30 |
7.75 |
2,079 |
0 |
I seemed to have joined an Unreal Tournament 2003 server filled with Dadaists.
|
| 2002-09-28 |
9.19 |
2,668 |
3 |
My teammates won’t stop talking like pirates, but I’ve kinda warmed to the idea.
|
| 2002-09-27 |
7.57 |
1,884 |
2 |
Man, how can you cheat in Animal Crossing? Doesn’t it make you feel dirty?
|
| 2002-09-26 |
9.4 |
5,397 |
3 |
The loss of our Sinistar Arcade machine was a bitter, bitter blow.
|
| 2002-09-25 |
8.39 |
1,675 |
0 |
Well, yes, I was hoping Dexter Events Consultants could help me plan for my next LAN party: “Operation St0nkd0wn.”
|
| 2002-09-24 |
7.71 |
1,730 |
2 |
For some reason drawing a penis on my door in Animal Crossing seemed like a good idea at the time.
|
| 2002-09-23 |
9.17 |
2,652 |
1 |
A hideous surreality hung over this Battlefield 1942 server ... like a cloud.
|
| 2002-09-21 |
8.65 |
1,729 |
2 |
I'll never understand the fixation with my dad's unorthodox Battlfield 1942 tactics.
|
| 2002-09-20 |
6.51 |
1,896 |
0 |
This morning when I turned on Animal Crossing, there was a severed horse head in my bed
|
| 2002-09-19 |
8.73 |
2,427 |
3 |
‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’ is making it really difficult to coordinate my Battlefield 1942 team.
|
| 2002-09-18 |
8.2 |
2,036 |
2 |
Until I find out who chopped my coconut tree, the Animal Crossing hatchet executions will COMMENCE!
|
| 2002-09-17 |
7.82 |
1,593 |
0 |
That new kitten is either howling from fear or mocking my Unreal Tournament skillz.
|
| 2002-09-16 |
7.18 |
1,708 |
0 |
My Unreal Bombing Run tactics make great men weep and lesser men crumble.
|
| 2002-09-15 |
9.35 |
4,791 |
2 |
Playing Battlefield 1942 with you is like playing Carmageddon.
|
| 2002-09-13 |
8.67 |
2,564 |
0 |
Man, I would give anything for a hit of whatever dope the driver of this tank is smoking.
|
| 2002-09-12 |
6.84 |
1,838 |
0 |
The world’s smallest violin and I wish to discuss the loss of your WarCraft III hero
|
| 2002-09-11 |
5.39 |
1,651 |
0 |
When they needs the bananas, nine out of ten Yoshis come to me.
|
| 2002-09-10 |
8.98 |
3,197 |
3 |
My Dad's a smart guy, but his plans for handling Battlefield 1942 snipers are somewhat unorthodox
|
| 2002-09-08 |
8.71 |
2,042 |
0 |
Lemme tell you about the geek that got away...
|
| 2002-09-07 |
9.32 |
2,861 |
1 |
Good Quality Assurance is hard to fake. Especially wearing this.
|
| 2002-09-06 |
8.82 |
2,741 |
2 |
You want to play Battlefield again? What, you're missing a hood ornament?
|
| 2002-09-05 |
5.94 |
2,435 |
0 |
I've put off that PC hardware upgrade for hours. It's time!
|
| 2002-09-03 |
6.68 |
1,620 |
0 |
My 'Platforms Floating in Space' skills are honed to perfection, sir.
|
| 2002-09-01 |
8.89 |
1,881 |
1 |
In my expert, mechanical opinion, the problem is that your tank is stuck in a tree.
|
| 2002-08-30 |
7.28 |
1,507 |
0 |
You leave me no choice but to implement a 'Scorched Earth' Monkey Ball policy
|
| 2002-08-28 |
7.94 |
2,118 |
2 |
I think the issue here is that the 'Horrifying Human Wave Attack' is simply not the best multiplayer strategy.
|
| 2002-08-27 |
8.32 |
1,911 |
1 |
Our company will go to great lengths to ensure that we keep our QA department
|
| 2002-08-26 |
6.54 |
1,774 |
0 |
Doom III's new lighting effects will harken a new 'Dark Age' of gameplay!
|
| 2002-08-24 |
9.06 |
2,160 |
2 |
A Pr355 N1nj4 has no respect for the term 'Closed' Beta
|
| 2002-08-23 |
8.3 |
2,561 |
0 |
My new cable modem has taught me universal truths that I didn't want to know.
|
| 2002-08-22 |
8.54 |
2,331 |
1 |
Look dammit, this is your third and last tank, Herr Kommandant.
|
| 2002-08-21 |
7.62 |
2,233 |
0 |
I'd like you to meet my friend Jared. He's in Doom III denial.
|
| 2002-08-20 |
7 |
1,760 |
0 |
For months I agonized over where to get toner cartridges -- and then, WHAMS! There was the answer, right in my email!
|
| 2002-08-19 |
8.06 |
2,522 |
0 |
The top-of-the-line PC I ordered was obsolete before I finished entering my credit card number
|
| 2002-08-18 |
8.72 |
1,820 |
0 |
Miscommunication is the cornerstone of any dysfunctional gamer relationship
|
| 2002-08-16 |
6.35 |
2,049 |
0 |
And now it is time for the glorious peoples' reinstall!
|
| 2002-08-15 |
8.93 |
1,651 |
1 |
The PR355 N1NJ4 returns! Operation: QuakeCon Doomiltration
|
| 2002-08-14 |
6.8 |
1,863 |
0 |
Good base defense requires intimate awareness of one's surroundings and uncanny perception
|
| 2002-08-13 |
8.44 |
1,885 |
0 |
Our LAN administrator has been rigging our Warcraft III games using remote desktops
|
| 2002-08-12 |
7.37 |
2,403 |
0 |
I sent my resume and portfolio to the Unreal team, unaware of what was to follow.
|
| 2002-08-10 |
8.51 |
1,906 |
0 |
Duke Nukem was probably a better strip poker player than me
|
| 2002-08-09 |
8.9 |
2,567 |
1 |
Playing Day of Defeat while on the phone with your woman can really stress an otherwise healthy relationship
|
| 2002-08-08 |
8.03 |
1,979 |
1 |
Hold the phone guys, I've another killer idea. Anyone ever heard of Vivendi-Universal?
|
| 2002-08-07 |
7.67 |
1,258 |
0 |
Kids, there will be no "Super Guinea Pig Ball" in this house. Let me explain.
|
| 2002-08-06 |
7.83 |
2,197 |
0 |
The most difficult part of sneaking online after dark is muffling the modem
|
| 2002-08-05 |
8.29 |
2,436 |
0 |
McDonald's Play Palace gives me unlimited access to small, easily-beatable Super Smash Bros. opponents
|
| 2002-08-03 |
8.76 |
1,616 |
0 |
Having created the smartest AI to ever grace a computer game, I found it now necessary to bust it out of 'The Joint.'
|
| 2002-08-02 |
7.57 |
1,963 |
0 |
I spent three solid months of my life solving Tony Hawk 3 just to watch a bunch of munchwads play musical chairs!?
|
| 2002-08-01 |
6.42 |
1,583 |
0 |
When I asked Craig to get us directions to KFC, I didn't expect him to use Crazi Taxi 3.
|
| 2002-07-31 |
8.76 |
2,556 |
1 |
Everything I ever needed to know about Summer Camp I learned from Duke Nukem
|
| 2002-07-30 |
8.16 |
1,724 |
0 |
The off-site administrative meeting means I'm in charge of the office. Bust out the Velcro!
|
| 2002-07-29 |
7.49 |
2,029 |
0 |
The 200 pound mouse has done wonders for my upper body strength
|
| 2002-07-27 |
9.13 |
6,214 |
1 |
I tried to dial the WarCraft III tips line, but then things got raunchy
|
| 2002-07-26 |
8.12 |
1,883 |
0 |
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! U.S. President Declares War on Camping!
|
| 2002-07-25 |
7.66 |
1,275 |
0 |
Tribute to the Violence Inherent in the System
|
| 2002-07-24 |
8.8 |
1,636 |
2 |
C'mon, boys. It's time to bust us some roleplayin' freaks.
|
| 2002-07-23 |
9.06 |
1,336 |
2 |
Today our Neverwinter world shall be unleashed to the sycophantic public. My AI is smarter than all of them.
|
| 2002-07-22 |
8.06 |
1,247 |
2 |
Friends, I tell you the truth: Man can't live on Neverwinter alone
|
| 2002-07-20 |
8.53 |
1,357 |
3 |
Our mind-blowing Neverwinter scenario will require days of focused coding in a remote mountain retreat
|
| 2002-07-19 |
8.17 |
1,564 |
6 |
I have a plan for a Neverwinter scenario so incredible it'll melt the skin off of your body!
|
| 2002-07-18 |
9.07 |
2,697 |
1 |
I've blown $240 this past month because the girl on the game tips hotline is hot
|
| 2002-07-17 |
6.99 |
1,886 |
0 |
I feel for the peons
|
| 2002-07-16 |
7.53 |
1,547 |
0 |
After being ordained over the Internet, I feel qualified to conduct an online wedding
|
| 2002-07-15 |
7.9 |
2,812 |
0 |
Listen, mister! This here adventuring party doesn't stoop to "Chaotic" Evil, and we're not about to start.
|
| 2002-07-13 |
8.58 |
1,799 |
0 |
We now return LIVE to the observation mode of Bl00dlu5t's Tribes II server where an amazing feat is soon to transpire
|
| 2002-07-12 |
8.45 |
2,905 |
0 |
The Littlest Orc: A Bedtime Story
|
| 2002-07-11 |
7.51 |
1,855 |
0 |
I can't bear to watch you mod that GameCube
|
| 2002-07-10 |
7.52 |
1,654 |
0 |
I probably blew my Nintendo Street Team audition when I threatened to knee-drop Luigi in the balls
|
| 2002-07-09 |
8.12 |
2,184 |
0 |
FWWwoooAAAHH! You can get a wicked buzz just by licking the Warcraft III box!
|
| 2002-07-08 |
8.04 |
2,009 |
0 |
Hello, sir! Allow me to demonstrate for you a stunning new way to roleplay without a PC!
|
| 2002-07-06 |
9.1 |
1,993 |
0 |
I've only scratched the surface of the power this old cell phone gives me over WaveBird controllers
|
| 2002-07-04 |
8.24 |
1,937 |
0 |
Whoa, guys, make sure you're not on any fault lines when you light that thing off...
|
| 2002-07-03 |
6.54 |
2,606 |
1 |
Nothing but me, Maxim magazine, and the Neverwinter Nights ad... A night for ROMANCE.
|
| 2002-07-02 |
7.52 |
1,635 |
0 |
Professor Lyons of MIT explains how Neverwinter scripting works
|
| 2002-07-01 |
8.46 |
2,117 |
2 |
Reporting to you LIVE from the observation mode of Bl00dLu5t's Tribes II server...
|
| 2002-06-29 |
8 |
1,293 |
0 |
An important message from your neighborhood secret operative
|
| 2002-06-28 |
8.57 |
2,438 |
1 |
I can totally wig out my neighbor's WaveBird with this old cellular phone
|
| 2002-06-27 |
8.06 |
1,731 |
1 |
Pirates hacked my webserver ... but they filled it full of Warez!
|
| 2002-06-26 |
7.76 |
1,565 |
0 |
Val-U-Ware's Virtual Bowler 3D did little to prepare me for the actual bowling experience
|
| 2002-06-25 |
8.29 |
2,011 |
0 |
We got no choice but to send in Earls. He's the best camper this army's got.
|
| 2002-06-22 |
8.95 |
2,372 |
0 |
I was irradiated by a failed Game Boy backlight installation
|
| 2002-06-21 |
8.37 |
1,912 |
1 |
The Army has a videogame? Big deal, the 'CIA Black Ops' game has been out for years. In secret.
|
| 2002-06-20 |
8.34 |
2,005 |
0 |
Note to staff: Please refrain from screaming "FRAWRESS VICTORRRY" whenever important Japanese clients are visting
|
| 2002-06-19 |
5.99 |
1,734 |
0 |
Your new GameSpy design with its giant Jango Fett frightens me
|
| 2002-06-18 |
6.83 |
1,435 |
0 |
Pilgrimage, we must make, to the world's largest Yoda
|
| 2002-06-17 |
6.87 |
1,838 |
0 |
Say what? I can't hear you over the miserable howling Jigglypuff cacophony!
|
| 2002-06-15 |
7.73 |
2,385 |
0 |
I just had the best and worst arcade experience of my life
|
| 2002-06-14 |
6.88 |
2,275 |
0 |
No way man, she's hot for me! Just LOOK at the emoticons she's using!
|
| 2002-06-13 |
7.56 |
2,991 |
0 |
I swear I saw some Blizzard Programmers eating lunch at El Pollo Loco yesterday
|
| 2002-06-12 |
7.22 |
2,224 |
1 |
To fully unlock the mysteries of the Harry Potter DVD, we had to call in Percy
|
| 2002-06-11 |
9.03 |
2,734 |
1 |
There were disastrous consequences to installing a backlight to my Game Boy Advance
|
| 2002-06-08 |
8.42 |
2,818 |
0 |
My Super Smash Bros. skillz have led me on an odyssey to the lowest depths of humanity
|
| 2002-06-07 |
8.54 |
2,295 |
1 |
The kid wouldn't step away from the Zero Gunner machine; what's a guy to do?
|
| 2002-06-06 |
6.62 |
2,135 |
0 |
Top ten things I will do for your Neverwinter Nights beta CD...
|
| 2002-06-05 |
6 |
2,426 |
1 |
When Star Wars Galaxies comes out, y'all know where I'm gonna be.
|
| 2002-06-04 |
6.83 |
2,727 |
0 |
Don't kick me off of your game service -- my mom was out of control on here last night
|
| 2002-06-01 |
8.4 |
2,881 |
1 |
Occasionally a man has to throw down for the woman he loves
|
| 2002-05-31 |
8.54 |
2,484 |
2 |
A woman can't let true love stand in the way of mad skillz.
|
| 2002-05-30 |
7.34 |
2,434 |
2 |
There are two ways to play Super Smash Brothers, my young padawan. There's a light side. And a dark side.
|
| 2002-05-29 |
8.25 |
2,472 |
4 |
My girlfriend kicks my ass at Super Smash Brothers Melee ... using the Princess
|
| 2002-05-28 |
5.79 |
2,102 |
0 |
Okay, you run forward, I'll punch the goalie
|
| 2002-05-25 |
8.48 |
2,928 |
0 |
This whole E3 convention business is like hitting the swag mother lode
|
| 2002-05-24 |
8.8 |
3,173 |
1 |
This fake Mario costume changed what should've been the happiest day of my life into a howling nightmare of sweat and foam
|
| 2002-05-23 |
8.81 |
2,877 |
1 |
My uncanny resemblance to gaming superstar Shigeru Miyamoto encouraged my friends to hatch a nefarious scheme
|
| 2002-05-22 |
6.71 |
2,156 |
0 |
This Nintendo Booth Was Built Atop the Carpeted Remains of Your Forefathers
|
| 2002-05-21 |
7.48 |
2,240 |
1 |
Attention Citizens of Morrowind: I Wish to Make Public My Request that You ‘Bring It.’
|
| 2002-05-20 |
6.61 |
2,342 |
0 |
Hear me out -- Our Asheron's Call monarchy would be considerably more powerful with its own clone army.
|
| 2002-05-18 |
8.67 |
1,959 |
0 |
Morrowind has taught me a valuable life's lesson: How to steal everything that isn't nailed down
|
| 2002-05-17 |
7.06 |
1,631 |
1 |
Professor Lyons of MIT explains how to get Morrowind to work with your 3D card
|
| 2002-05-16 |
8.16 |
1,739 |
0 |
My new boss is a micromanaging narcoleptic
|
| 2002-05-15 |
8 |
2,278 |
0 |
Step aside! This Star Wars line is getting out of hand.
|
| 2002-05-14 |
7.82 |
1,844 |
1 |
I disagree. A broadsword to the head wouldn't hurt if you were wearing good armor.
|
| 2002-05-13 |
5.26 |
1,798 |
0 |
I can end troublesome lens flares Forever!
|
| 2002-05-11 |
9.39 |
8,135 |
6 |
Simultaneously attending an EverQuest wedding and a job interview is not a trivial exercise. Fortunately, I always have a backup plan.
|
| 2002-05-10 |
7.48 |
1,885 |
1 |
It's sad but true that a hamster's squeaky wheel can drive a gamer to the brink of insanity
|
| 2002-05-09 |
8.76 |
1,720 |
2 |
The delicious, sizzling scent of barbecue is disrupting my game of Morrowind
|
| 2002-05-08 |
7.84 |
1,687 |
0 |
Extra extra! Read about it here! 5 slain in briefcase-camping incident!
|
| 2002-05-07 |
7.8 |
1,966 |
0 |
Mr. Pickles has issues with my new optical mouse.
|
| 2002-05-06 |
6.9 |
1,542 |
0 |
Just because you CAN play the Mario theme song with your armpits, doesn't mean you NEED to.
|
| 2002-05-04 |
7.86 |
1,969 |
0 |
Further studies have confirmed that Chinchillas and PC gaming just don't mix.
|
| 2002-05-03 |
7.43 |
2,049 |
0 |
Monitor radiation cured my cancer!
|
| 2002-05-02 |
6.03 |
1,860 |
0 |
How do I decide what to buy? The real turning point for me is how quickly a game comes out with a Boba Fett mod.
|
| 2002-05-01 |
9.18 |
5,682 |
4 |
As a former SysAdmin, I always have a backup plan.
|
| 2002-04-30 |
8.32 |
2,157 |
0 |
My PC speaker began emitting noises almost wholly unlike "music."
|
| 2002-04-29 |
5.95 |
2,177 |
0 |
I like to both cut AND paste.
|
| 2002-04-27 |
8.77 |
2,304 |
0 |
It’s easy to sneak these new, smaller PC game boxes into the house. But that’s not always a good thing.
|
| 2002-04-26 |
7.74 |
1,716 |
1 |
A word of caution regarding PC cooling fans and chinchillas:
|
| 2002-04-25 |
7.05 |
1,778 |
0 |
Those of us with foresight ensure that our post-apocalyptic survival bunkers are equipped with FilePlanet accounts.
|
| 2002-04-24 |
7.54 |
1,637 |
0 |
Eyah! Stop it! If you keep playing that Spider-Man game you'll ruin the movie!
|
| 2002-04-23 |
6.96 |
1,737 |
0 |
You will never defeat my optimal Age of Empires development path!
|
| 2002-04-22 |
6.29 |
1,387 |
0 |
What I need is one of those "kick 'em in the jimmies" lawyers
|
| 2002-04-20 |
6.75 |
1,745 |
0 |
It’s horrifying times like these that a man has to ask himself: What would The Rock do?
|
| 2002-04-19 |
8.1 |
1,893 |
1 |
These new smaller PC boxes are great, I can sneak ‘em in the house without my wife seeing
|
| 2002-04-18 |
7.84 |
1,620 |
1 |
AN AUDIT!? I knew I shouldn't have let those guys on the forums do my taxes!
|
| 2002-04-17 |
7.62 |
1,777 |
0 |
In regards to the last Krispy Kreme doughnut:
|
| 2002-04-16 |
5.14 |
1,781 |
0 |
It looks like playing Agent Under Fire will have to wait until after "Walkies."
|
| 2002-04-15 |
6.19 |
2,004 |
0 |
Global Operations’ Intel character class allows me to fulfill at long last my natural inclination to command
|
| 2002-04-13 |
9.13 |
2,935 |
0 |
There comes a time in every man’s life when he asks himself: What would Solid Snake do?
|
| 2002-04-12 |
8.91 |
2,472 |
1 |
A grievous typo on our prom leaflets invited the seniors to 'Bring a Date to the 2002 Pr0n'
|
| 2002-04-11 |
8.06 |
1,670 |
0 |
Here on MY server, I like to focus on attractive Dungeon Siege gardening
|
| 2002-04-10 |
6.97 |
1,645 |
0 |
Gary Gygax appeared to me in a dream last night ... wearing studded leather pants!
|
| 2002-04-09 |
8.68 |
2,258 |
0 |
Shut up you guys. If there was a "band camp" video game, I'd OWN.
|
| 2002-04-08 |
7.63 |
1,887 |
0 |
Thanks to a catastrophic miscalculation regarding daylight savings time, our 60-minute clan match lasted approximately 13.6 seconds.
|
| 2002-04-06 |
8.62 |
2,274 |
3 |
It's amazing the depths of depravity you can explore with a humble PS2 fishing controller
|
| 2002-04-05 |
5.95 |
1,554 |
0 |
Will these PaRappa chains make me look cool? I gotta believe!
|
| 2002-04-04 |
8.47 |
2,667 |
1 |
I bought an EverQuest Level 43 Barbarian Shaman off of a disreputable auction site ... but at what cost?
|
| 2002-04-03 |
7.81 |
2,171 |
1 |
My girlfriend is what you would call a ... "Freedom Forcer."
|
| 2002-04-02 |
9.26 |
7,106 |
3 |
When I forgot my access card this morning, I was forced to go Metal Gear Solid freestyle at the office
|
| 2002-04-01 |
7.15 |
1,512 |
0 |
This base has been in my family for years
|
| 2002-03-30 |
8.57 |
1,938 |
1 |
Great care must be taken when removing a PS2 controller from one’s privates
|
| 2002-03-29 |
8.49 |
1,413 |
2 |
You haven’t really played Virtua Fighter 4 until you’ve busted out the Shaolin style with a fishing controller.
|
| 2002-03-28 |
7.63 |
1,857 |
0 |
I lost 30 gigs of pr0n in that last blackout
|
| 2002-03-27 |
7.27 |
1,735 |
0 |
I’m gonna whomp you so hard, they might as well cue the sad French horns.
|
| 2002-03-26 |
7.06 |
1,660 |
0 |
Stop! Don’t move an inch! My Super Mario Advance cartridge is lost somewhere in the shag carpet.
|
| 2002-03-25 |
8.17 |
2,321 |
1 |
Wooo-hooo! You were my one-millionth player kill!
|
| 2002-03-23 |
8.14 |
1,581 |
0 |
When you think of high end graphics, I want you to think about Mi-A55.
|
| 2002-03-22 |
7.13 |
1,435 |
0 |
The secret to good game design is nothing less than soft, sensual, knee-length hair
|
| 2002-03-21 |
5.76 |
1,049 |
0 |
You're just not playing Xbox football unless they're bringing out the chains
|
| 2002-03-20 |
7.76 |
1,487 |
0 |
Deciphering the damn Jedi Starfighter backstory is like reading the A&E channel
|
| 2002-03-19 |
8.64 |
1,881 |
2 |
Removal of this PS2 controller will require a licensed OBGYN
|
| 2002-03-18 |
5.84 |
1,262 |
0 |
It is man’s ultimate ambition to achieve perfect balance in life, in love, and in Tony Hawk
|
| 2002-03-16 |
7.73 |
1,772 |
1 |
My NEW Empire Earth scenario is more than unbeatable ... it's divinely inspired
|
| 2002-03-15 |
8.46 |
1,316 |
0 |
God bless America! In the land of opportunity, scooter-entrepreneurs like myself can score an easy Xbox.
|
| 2002-03-14 |
7.34 |
2,153 |
1 |
She wants to solve Diablo II together? Are you sure you're ready for that kind of commitment?
|
| 2002-03-13 |
7.12 |
1,622 |
1 |
Are you kidding me? The cartoon kitty could totally kick Clippy the Paperclip's ass
|
| 2002-03-12 |
8.58 |
2,601 |
1 |
Sir, I Really Think It's a Bad Idea to Call Our New 3D Card 'the GeForce 5 Mi-A55'
|
| 2002-03-11 |
6.77 |
2,402 |
0 |
Baby, I Put the ‘Romance’ in ‘Necromancer’
|
| 2002-03-09 |
8.84 |
1,808 |
4 |
You Got to Fight for Your Right to Play 'M' Rated Games! Testify!
|
| 2002-03-08 |
7.5 |
1,189 |
1 |
I'm the Last Line of Defense between America's Youth and the Destabilizing Influence of Such Subversive Games as WWF Raw
|
| 2002-03-07 |
8.37 |
2,161 |
2 |
Not Even God Himself Can Defeat My Empire Earth Scenario!
|
| 2002-03-06 |
6.84 |
1,474 |
1 |
Son, You're Not Thinking of Fighting the Powah, Are You?
|
| 2002-03-05 |
7.66 |
2,782 |
3 |
In Hindsight, Camping outside the Software Store in Anticipation of TeamFortress 2 Was Probably a Bad Idea.
|
| 2002-03-04 |
7.06 |
1,739 |
3 |
This Weekend My Friend Kip Taught Me All about Starting Mall Riots
|
| 2002-03-02 |
7.7 |
2,016 |
0 |
The Secret to My Artistic Success Lies Not from Being the Man, but in Pretending That I'm Being the Man
|
| 2002-03-01 |
6.22 |
2,243 |
4 |
The World Conspires to Keep 'State of Emergency' Out of My Innocent, Childlike Hands
|
| 2002-02-12 |
8.05 |
420 |
0 |
The Daily Victim Returns March 1, 2002!
|
| 2002-01-16 |
6.71 |
632 |
0 |
If They Bring Back the Daily Victim, I Promise -- I'll Wax More than My Hands
|
| 2001-09-25 |
5.41 |
2,244 |
1 |
Find an Artist? Hell, I Need to Find a Lawyer!
|
| 2001-09-19 |
5.69 |
962 |
0 |
A New Daily Victim Artist Is on the Horizon ... Sadly, Not Here.
|
| 2001-09-17 |
6.49 |
798 |
0 |
The Search Continues
|
| 2001-09-14 |
5.4 |
1,132 |
3 |
The Search for a New Daily Victim Artist Begins
|
| 2001-09-11 |
6.4 |
1,591 |
0 |
First My Gut! Will My Tribes Skillz Be Next?
|
| 2001-09-10 |
7.52 |
1,121 |
0 |
The Tireless Work of Men like Me Keeps Atari's 'E.T.' from Falling into the Wrong Hands
|
| 2001-09-08 |
8.31 |
2,296 |
0 |
Unreal Tournament Got Me into College
|
| 2001-09-07 |
9.18 |
2,744 |
0 |
Despite All Efforts My Pet Cow Has Completed a Long Slow Harrowing Descent into Depravity
|
| 2001-09-06 |
5.45 |
1,316 |
0 |
If You Guys Had Just Talked to Me before You Released Arcanum...
|
| 2001-09-05 |
6.69 |
1,679 |
0 |
Explain to Me Again Why Inverting Your Mouselook Is a Good Thing?
|
| 2001-09-04 |
6.9 |
1,253 |
0 |
This Indiana Jones Pinball Game Ate My Balls!
|
| 2001-09-03 |
7.51 |
1,396 |
0 |
Crack Soldier of Fortune, Reporting for Duty Sir!
|
| 2001-09-01 |
7.95 |
1,517 |
0 |
Spam Mail Is the Only Fulfilling Thing in My Life
|
| 2001-08-31 |
7.35 |
1,126 |
0 |
I Found a New Game Setup That Helps Compensate for My Attention Deficit Disorder
|
| 2001-08-30 |
8.32 |
2,274 |
1 |
Thanks to Unreal Tournament, I Was Kicked Out of the S.A.T. Exams
|
| 2001-08-29 |
6.31 |
1,206 |
0 |
Ahhh, the Forces of Terror Are Again at Bay. at Least until the Next Round Starts.
|
| 2001-08-28 |
7.74 |
1,515 |
1 |
The End User License Agreement Provided No Protection for My Ovaries
|
| 2001-08-27 |
6.25 |
1,389 |
3 |
Want to Trade Your Fungus Covered Scale Tunic? I Can Offer You a Human Baby in Return.
|
| 2001-08-25 |
9.23 |
5,488 |
0 |
Messing with People Who Play Majestic Is Probably a Really Bad Idea
|
| 2001-08-24 |
6.47 |
1,182 |
0 |
I Killed for the Motor City Online Beta
|
| 2001-08-23 |
6.32 |
1,003 |
0 |
I Was Victimized by My Star Wars Galaxies Player Association
|
| 2001-08-22 |
7.69 |
1,767 |
0 |
You Only Love Me Because of My Unreal Tournament Skills! and Because I Have a Great Body.
|
| 2001-08-21 |
6.99 |
1,335 |
0 |
One Game of Nine-ball Is All It Takes for Me to Reduce a Human Being to a Shrieking Mass of Infantile Garbage
|
| 2001-08-20 |
8.23 |
2,231 |
1 |
I Solicited Spam Mail to Stop the Lonliness
|
| 2001-08-18 |
9.17 |
2,725 |
2 |
Those Fewls Insist I Abandon the Glove and the Dark Feedback-forcing Arts It Embodies
|
| 2001-08-17 |
5.38 |
1,989 |
0 |
Look Out! He's Using the Big Mouse!
|
| 2001-08-16 |
9.46 |
15,872 |
2 |
Our New Office Passtime Is Messin' with the Guy Who Plays Majestic
|
| 2001-08-15 |
8.55 |
1,575 |
0 |
His Identity Remains a Mystery, but the Legend Has Only Begun
|
| 2001-08-14 |
7.24 |
1,482 |
0 |
Your Game Needs More Near-nudity
|
| 2001-08-13 |
5.28 |
846 |
0 |
Gads! Will Ye Robber Barons Ever Layoff of Mine Union Pacific Railroad?
|
| 2001-08-11 |
8.18 |
2,220 |
1 |
Egah! What Have I Done?
|
| 2001-08-10 |
8.32 |
1,764 |
2 |
I Remind You That I and I Alone Have the Power
|
| 2001-08-09 |
7.05 |
1,311 |
0 |
Dude, You Just Optomize This Yo-yo and You'd Get Twice the Rebound and 40% Better Spin
|
| 2001-08-08 |
7.13 |
1,439 |
0 |
Fine, Date My Little Sister. Just Don't Expect Me to Defuse the Bomb for You Anymore!
|
| 2001-08-07 |
4.89 |
1,524 |
0 |
Just One Nibble and Them Hedgehogs Will Know the Meaning of 'Pain.'
|
| 2001-08-06 |
6.42 |
1,217 |
1 |
Tell Ma I Done Gone to Austin to Be a Rich and Famous Game Developer
|
| 2001-08-04 |
7.77 |
1,471 |
0 |
Son, Adults Learn to Share the Havoc Heavy Transport
|
| 2001-08-03 |
7.74 |
1,309 |
1 |
It's Your Turn to Clean the Fridge, and Might I Remind You You're One Snip Away from Complete Dsl Blackout!
|
| 2001-08-02 |
7.27 |
1,575 |
0 |
From Hell's Heart I Stab at Thee, for Hate's Sake I Spit My Last Dodgeball at Thee
|
| 2001-08-01 |
7.21 |
1,295 |
0 |
Dad Plugged in the Hairdryer Two Hours into the Daytona 500 and Blew My Whole PC
|
| 2001-07-31 |
6.68 |
1,202 |
0 |
My Winning Counter-strike Strategy: a Two-pronged Attack of Both Tai-chi and Mouse Sensitivity
|
| 2001-07-30 |
7.5 |
1,272 |
0 |
'Enjoy' My Vacation? Lemme Tell You Something about Cruise Ships: No Cable Modems
|
| 2001-07-28 |
9.12 |
2,328 |
0 |
I Had Nothing to Do with the Hellish Fury That Followed the Gran Turismo 3 Tournament
|
| 2001-07-27 |
8.11 |
794 |
1 |
I Ask That, before You Use My 1000-Watt Simulated Racing Seat, You Please Use the Potty.
|
| 2001-07-26 |
7.01 |
910 |
3 |
Are You Kidding Me? This Drives Nothing like My Dodge Viper
|
| 2001-07-25 |
8.09 |
867 |
2 |
Your Skill at 'Racing' Pales in Comparison to My Targeted High-speed Demolition Tactics
|
| 2001-07-24 |
7.94 |
918 |
5 |
I Will Win ... the Beetle Cup
|
| 2001-07-23 |
6.97 |
968 |
5 |
If My Missing PS2 Memory Card Does Not Resurface, I'm Going to Order a Full-on Pants Drop
|
| 2001-07-22 |
9.15 |
3,180 |
0 |
My Reign as the Most Effective Tribes 2 Suicide Pilot Was Traumatically Cut Short When I Lived for over Five Consecutive Minutes
|
| 2001-07-20 |
5.68 |
1,518 |
0 |
You Haven't Really Entered the Game Development Community until You Own a Pair of Battery-operated Pants
|
| 2001-07-19 |
6.88 |
1,222 |
0 |
Look, Your Software Store Stopped Carrying Codename Eagle. We Decided to Take Drastic Measures.
|
| 2001-07-18 |
7.65 |
1,372 |
0 |
National Security Reasons Demand That These 'Punkbuster' Workarounds Do Not Fall into Enemy Hands
|
| 2001-07-17 |
8.44 |
1,697 |
2 |
Son, It's Time We Talked about the Bases and the Bees...
|
| 2001-07-16 |
8.11 |
1,468 |
0 |
How Can I Possibly Use the Keyboard to Play Games When the Cartoonist Only Gives Me Four Fingers?
|
| 2001-07-14 |
8.33 |
1,258 |
0 |
My Clan Forced Me into the Grenade Clinic
|
| 2001-07-13 |
8.43 |
1,579 |
0 |
My Tribes Game Was Destroyed by an Errant Car Alarm
|
| 2001-07-12 |
6.58 |
1,294 |
0 |
Boxes That Make Noise and React to Me When I Push Buttons -- That's All I Need to Be Happy.
|
| 2001-07-11 |
8.83 |
1,959 |
1 |
Your Keen Skills at Setting up Base Defenses Are No Match for My Ability to Crash a Vehicle into Them
|
| 2001-07-10 |
5.87 |
1,675 |
0 |
My Parents Opted for a 'Poor Man's' Net-nanny System
|
| 2001-07-09 |
8.09 |
1,636 |
1 |
Whenever I Talk with Max, It Feels like One of Us Is Lagging
|
| 2001-07-07 |
8.58 |
1,315 |
0 |
Many Games Undergoing Beta-testing Fail to Acknowledge the Valuable Wisdom Hardcore Gamers Can Give
|
| 2001-07-06 |
6.3 |
1,437 |
0 |
My Approach to Playing Light Gun Games Is One-part Tj Hooker, One Part MTV's Jackass
|
| 2001-07-05 |
7.31 |
1,287 |
1 |
Stella, No! You Push Down to Crouch, Then Press High-punch to Uppercut!
|
| 2001-07-04 |
6.62 |
1,332 |
0 |
This Game You Bought Me Isn't SSX. and You're Not My Real Mom.
|
| 2001-07-03 |
8.77 |
1,517 |
1 |
I'm Addicted to TeamFortress Hallucinogen Grenades
|
| 2001-07-02 |
7.41 |
1,376 |
0 |
Please, Distract My Fiance While I Sneak a PS2 onto Our Wedding Gift Registry
|
| 2001-06-30 |
8.77 |
1,764 |
1 |
My Adoration of the Atari 2600 Knew No Limits ... until Yesterday.
|
| 2001-06-29 |
8.17 |
1,385 |
0 |
Sure, Sure Yeh, My Wife's a Better Sniper than Me. but I'm Still the Flag-runner of This Household.
|
| 2001-06-28 |
7.08 |
1,405 |
0 |
My Father Came Back from the Grave with an Important Announcement
|
| 2001-06-27 |
7.18 |
1,458 |
1 |
Silence! Game Designer Derek Smart's Name Must Only Be Spoken in Hushed Tones
|
| 2001-06-26 |
6.58 |
1,191 |
2 |
The Secret to 4X4 Evolution, My Son, Is to Become One with the Road.
|
| 2001-06-25 |
7.85 |
1,661 |
0 |
I Wish They'd Stop Coming Out with Genre-busting Video Games -- It's Ruining My Whole Filing Scheme.
|
| 2001-06-23 |
8.27 |
2,490 |
0 |
My Ex-boyfriend Plays for the Other Team
|
| 2001-06-22 |
8.68 |
1,748 |
1 |
The Best Birthday Present I Ever Got? a Roll of Quarters.
|
| 2001-06-21 |
6.45 |
1,502 |
1 |
I Have Seen All Three Screenshots for This New Game That Was Just Announced and Lemme Tell You How Bad It's Going to Suck.
|
| 2001-06-20 |
8.29 |
1,840 |
0 |
I Pre-ordered an X-BOX, and That's When the Bad Things Happened.
|
| 2001-06-19 |
6.89 |
1,598 |
0 |
Nothing Says Whacky Online Fun like a Flashbang in the Face of a Teammate! Ho Ho Ho!
|
| 2001-06-18 |
7.15 |
1,257 |
0 |
It's a Damn Shame What They Did to That Fourth Pac-man Ghost
|
| 2001-06-15 |
8.21 |
2,460 |
2 |
An Extremely Talented Individual -- like Myself -- Can Eat an Entire Hot Dog During the Loading Screen of an SSX Map
|
| 2001-06-14 |
8.46 |
2,715 |
1 |
I Would Never Date a Man Who Builds a Havoc Heavy Transport and Then Takes off with Two Empty Seats
|
| 2001-06-13 |
7.45 |
1,445 |
1 |
Welcome to Tony Scirocco's Online Macdown
|
| 2001-06-12 |
7.5 |
1,344 |
0 |
Well Guys, after All Four of Us Bought Gameboy Advance, We've No Money Left for Food and Nothing to Eat but a Solid Brick of Velveeta Cheese.
|
| 2001-06-11 |
7.91 |
1,566 |
0 |
Sorry Guys, I Can't Play in Our Tribes Match Tonight. I'm Temporarily Unable to Use the Mouse and Keyboard at the Same Time.
|
| 2001-06-09 |
8 |
1,485 |
0 |
We Had an Incredibly Sordid Experience Removing the Hootie and the Blowfish CD from Charlie's Dreamcast
|
| 2001-06-08 |
8.15 |
1,893 |
1 |
Jim Always Plays the Wermacht in WWII Games
|
| 2001-06-07 |
8.38 |
1,611 |
0 |
These Coin-operated Web Servers Were a Bad Idea
|
| 2001-06-06 |
8.68 |
1,803 |
1 |
Oh Man. Today a High School Kid Is Going to Shadow Me for 'Career Day,' So I Have to Pretend to Work
|
| 2001-06-05 |
7.65 |
1,509 |
1 |
My Neverwinter Nights Server Is Just Going to Be a Place for Characters to Get Drunk and Party
|
| 2001-06-04 |
6.69 |
1,271 |
0 |
Sherry's Magnetic Poetry Is Becoming Increasingly Violent towards Our PS2
|
| 2001-06-03 |
8.97 |
1,870 |
0 |
My Arch Gaming Nemisis Was in a Body Cast, Yet He Still Talked Smack
|
| 2001-06-01 |
5.8 |
1,252 |
0 |
Forget Everything You've Heard, I Have the X-treme Game of the Future
|
| 2001-05-31 |
6.27 |
1,235 |
1 |
Gentlemen, This New 'X-treme' Game Concept Will Leave You Piddling Your Boxers with Joy.
|
| 2001-05-30 |
7.98 |
1,793 |
0 |
To Get My Husband off of the Computer, I Had to Fake Not Having a Headache
|
| 2001-05-29 |
8.21 |
1,623 |
2 |
Give Charlie a Chance to Cool Down -- for the Last Six Weeks He's Had a Hootie and the Blowfish CD Jammed in His Dreamcast
|
| 2001-05-26 |
8.53 |
1,926 |
1 |
This Weekend's Tribute to the Armed Forces Will Take Place in My Bathtub.
|
| 2001-05-25 |
8.68 |
2,259 |
1 |
I Refused to Allow My Broken Arm to Hinder My Deathmatch Skillz
|
| 2001-05-24 |
8.12 |
1,510 |
1 |
What Salon.com Fails to Realize Is That I Dressed like a Pimp Long before I Became a Game Developer
|
| 2001-05-23 |
8.54 |
1,632 |
1 |
This Whole E3 Gaming Convention Is a Hostile Environment for Gruff the Learning Dog.
|
| 2001-05-22 |
8.15 |
1,220 |
0 |
I Am Trapped in the Ass End of a Hellish Excuse for a Gaming Convention
|
| 2001-05-21 |
8.27 |
1,568 |
1 |
Seriously, Some Kid's Head Actually Popped When He Saw Star Wars Galaxies.
|
| 2001-05-19 |
7.78 |
1,929 |
2 |
My Secret N1NJ4 Mission to E3 Was a Dismal Failure
|
| 2001-05-18 |
5.94 |
1,196 |
0 |
I Am Tired of the Media Portraying Those of Us Who Dress Freakish and Wierd as Freaks and Weirdos.
|
| 2001-05-17 |
7.92 |
1,706 |
0 |
Quick Naps in between Map-changes and Respawns Enable the Skilled Gamer to Play CTF for 48 Straight Hours
|
| 2001-05-16 |
7.02 |
1,075 |
0 |
His Preparation for the Upcoming Tournament Involves a Solid Hour of Meat Beat Manifesto.
|
| 2001-05-15 |
7.46 |
1,592 |
0 |
I Finally Solved Goonies 2 for the NES!
|
| 2001-05-14 |
8.66 |
2,115 |
1 |
It Is Dangerous to Bathe During an Everquest Game
|
| 2001-05-12 |
9.14 |
3,802 |
1 |
My Ping Is Tingling! Trouble Is Afoot!
|
| 2001-05-11 |
7.75 |
1,311 |
0 |
Notes on the Proper Use of Homing Pigeons for Counter-strike Combat
|
| 2001-05-10 |
8.47 |
1,631 |
0 |
My New CPU Fan Makes Noises That Only Dogs Can Hear
|
| 2001-05-09 |
7.49 |
1,785 |
0 |
Stop Destroying My Base! Only the Innocents Remain!
|
| 2001-05-08 |
9.21 |
8,192 |
3 |
As an Arcade Attendant of Five Years, I Can Say with Certainty That Creeping Horror Is Not a Usual Fixture of Palace Park Amusements.
|
| 2001-05-07 |
5.45 |
1,724 |
0 |
Getting Those Tiny CD Headphones Lodged in My Ear Wasn't the Worst Part of My Day...
|
| 2001-05-05 |
8.64 |
1,847 |
0 |
Gamers like Myself Are Often Inconsiderate of Our Friends' Feelings, Particularly When We Destroy Them.
|
| 2001-05-04 |
6.73 |
1,559 |
0 |
Wow, a Whole Quarter. What Shall I Spend It on? a Driving Game, a Fighting Game, or a Light Gun Game?
|
| 2001-05-03 |
8.3 |
2,217 |
2 |
I Put the 'Ow' in 'Low Ping'
|
| 2001-05-02 |
7.44 |
1,521 |
1 |
Excuse Me, Sir, You Failed to Signal before Crashing That Bomber into a Mountain.
|
| 2001-05-01 |
7.49 |
1,434 |
0 |
You Kids Wouldn't Happen to Know Why Our Swimming Pool Is Empty and Covered with Skate-board Marks, Would You?
|
| 2001-04-30 |
7.97 |
1,417 |
0 |
Please! Wear Headphones When You Play Tribes 2 -- You're Ruining Godfather Night!
|
| 2001-04-28 |
8.83 |
2,744 |
0 |
Mr. Jacobson, You Need to Spend More Time Researching Your Papers and Less Time Playing Tribes 2. Furthermore, You Have No Jetpack Skillz.
|
| 2001-04-27 |
8.89 |
1,878 |
3 |
These Freakish Puzzle Games Bring Me No Delight Whatsoever!
|
| 2001-04-26 |
6.93 |
1,535 |
1 |
Sherry and I Bought a PS2 Together. That's a Pretty Serious Step!
|
| 2001-04-25 |
6.69 |
1,413 |
0 |
Good Hygiene Is Important When You and Your Roommate Share PC Microphones
|
| 2001-04-24 |
7.62 |
2,871 |
0 |
In Retrospect It Was a Bad Idea to Mercillesly Taunt That Asheron's Call Admin
|
| 2001-04-23 |
8.04 |
2,595 |
0 |
My Girlfriend Manifests Her Dissatisfaction with Our Relationship by Placing Me in an Enormous Mound of Poop.
|
| 2001-04-21 |
8.06 |
2,025 |
0 |
Kids, I Think It's Very Important You Understand That Daddy's Network Cable Is Not to Be Used to Pull Your Razer Scooter Out of a Mud Puddle.
|
| 2001-04-20 |
7.21 |
1,373 |
1 |
I'm All Good with Us Buying Out Another Company, but I Take Issue with the Amount of Salmon Jerky We Acquired as Part of the Deal.
|
| 2001-04-19 |
8.71 |
2,599 |
2 |
Mr. Henderson, I Take Issue with Your Most Recent Thesis, Entitled 'C1V1L W4R: 4 7URN1NG P01N7 1N 4M3R1C4N H1S70RY'
|
| 2001-04-18 |
7.35 |
1,365 |
0 |
Having Played Crazy Taxi for Six Straight Hours I Cannot Control the Urge to Drive Dangerously Fast to the Nearest Kentucky Fried Chicken
|
| 2001-04-17 |
7.93 |
1,542 |
0 |
Damn My Fat, Fat Fingers!
|
| 2001-04-13 |
8.95 |
1,829 |
1 |
The Daily Victim Easter Special
|
| 2001-04-12 |
8.47 |
1,388 |
2 |
Failure to Blink During an Intense Game of Tribes 2 Has Hardened My Contact Lenses beyond Repair
|
| 2001-04-11 |
8.04 |
1,490 |
0 |
Are You a Wargamer or Some Kind of Communist!?
|
| 2001-04-10 |
7.64 |
1,563 |
1 |
I Simply Refuse to Play Any Game That Cannot Correctly Calculate the Muzzle Velocity of a German Panzer IV's 75MM Main Gun.
|
| 2001-04-09 |
7.62 |
1,410 |
0 |
Friend, Consider These Money-saving Tips
|
| 2001-04-07 |
8.15 |
1,844 |
2 |
Games That Have Only Limited Supplies of Ammo, but Let Me Quicksave, Might as Well Just Give Me Unlimited Ammo.
|
| 2001-04-06 |
7.52 |
1,683 |
0 |
Dude, You Really Can't Complain about Player-killing When You Join a Diablo 2 Server Named 'Kill Kill PVP Mad Duelz I Will Own J00'
|
| 2001-04-05 |
8.42 |
1,844 |
1 |
Kids, You See Mr. Happy Snake? You Leave Mr. Happy Snake inside the Wall or Daddy Gets Very Angry!
|
| 2001-04-04 |
5.63 |
1,602 |
0 |
'While Mr.scales Remains Undefeated in C&C Tournament Play, I'm Afraid He Remains Unavailable for Comment.'
|
| 2001-04-03 |
7.53 |
1,394 |
1 |
With My New GeForce 3 I Can Run SETI@Home Even While Playing Sacrifice
|
| 2001-04-02 |
7.14 |
1,507 |
0 |
My Greatest Website Hack of All Time, and Everyone Thought It Was an April Fools Joke
|
| 2001-03-31 |
8.43 |
1,745 |
1 |
I Spent Weeks Training My Monkey to Be the First to Grab Tribes 2 at the Store, but Things Went Oh So Very Wrong
|
| 2001-03-30 |
7.23 |
2,217 |
0 |
Why Doesn't This Warez Server Have Any Decent Customer Support!?
|
| 2001-03-29 |
8.6 |
2,597 |
1 |
No Cringer, You Sniveling Whore, You're Supposed to Eat the Villagers!
|
| 2001-03-28 |
8.63 |
2,065 |
1 |
Hi. I'm Mike. I'm a Saveaholic.
|
| 2001-03-27 |
7.98 |
1,524 |
0 |
How Could All Twelve of You Guys Buy Me the Exact Same Game for My Birthday? Don't You Ever Talk?
|
| 2001-03-26 |
8.11 |
1,543 |
0 |
Today Me and Mr. Stuffnfluf Will Show You How to Correctly Assault Counter-Strike's cs_militia Map
|
| 2001-03-24 |
7.79 |
1,420 |
0 |
No, No -- Put That Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo Away! It'll Suck Your Soul!
|
| 2001-03-23 |
8.25 |
1,459 |
1 |
I Trained My Monkey to Squeal Whenever Someone Takes Our Flag
|
| 2001-03-22 |
7.22 |
1,371 |
0 |
Reactions Were Mixed When I Came Back from Lunch and Started Biting Ankles
|
| 2001-03-21 |
7.71 |
1,276 |
1 |
Hasbro Has Filed an Injunction against My Punk Rock Band, 'The Frogger Gods.'
|
| 2001-03-20 |
8.33 |
1,487 |
0 |
Back off! I Have a Stapler!
|
| 2001-03-19 |
7.16 |
1,140 |
0 |
I Had a Very Harrowing Atari Pitfall Experience as a Small Child.
|
| 2001-03-17 |
8.3 |
1,355 |
0 |
I Made the Mistake of Telling My Wife That I Think the Dungeon Siege Farmer Chick Is Hot.
|
| 2001-03-16 |
6.72 |
1,254 |
2 |
Want to Know How I Scored 4 Million in One Round of Tony Hawk? Simple. I Waxed My Hands.
|
| 2001-03-15 |
8.32 |
1,503 |
1 |
No -- No Way Man -- Keep That Metal Gear Solid 2 Demo Away from Me! I Have a Chemistry Exam Tomorrow!
|
| 2001-03-13 |
7.98 |
2,035 |
3 |
No Photography Allowed into the Microsoft Gamestock Event? We'll See about That...
|
| 2001-03-12 |
7.74 |
1,803 |
0 |
I Have to Pee but I Can't Leave My PC Because I Really like the Next Map
|
| 2001-03-10 |
8.98 |
2,033 |
0 |
Players Have Yet to Discover That I Intentionally Set up My Unreal Tournament Server to Kill Them All in Embarassing Ways!
|
| 2001-03-09 |
7.99 |
1,607 |
1 |
Yeeaahhh, This Uh, 'Chip' the Guy Sold You to Play Pirate Games on Your Playstation ... Is a Potato Chip.
|
| 2001-03-08 |
7.94 |
1,292 |
1 |
Dude, Never Comment on Another Woman's Mags in Front of Your Wife
|
| 2001-03-07 |
7.05 |
1,295 |
0 |
Someone Moved the Little Plastic Indian That Was Standing on Top of My Monitor
|
| 2001-03-06 |
6.98 |
1,034 |
1 |
AK, Jes, I See Fortunes from Za Gibs
|
| 2001-03-05 |
7.37 |
1,256 |
0 |
We Have to Cross Out 'Fun,' It Just Didn't Fit in with Our New Game's Business Model
|
| 2001-03-03 |
7.73 |
1,061 |
1 |
Thank You for the Cards and Letters I Received regarding the Alien Popping Out of My Stomach
|
| 2001-03-02 |
4.81 |
1,778 |
1 |
Watch Me Now as I Sing along with the Deus Ex Theme!
|
| 2001-03-01 |
8.52 |
1,864 |
2 |
I Have Sewn the Seeds of Mass Hysteria on My Unreal Tournament Server!
|
| 2001-02-28 |
8.18 |
1,466 |
0 |
Dad Says His New Dragonslayer +9 Is like the Son He Never Had
|
| 2001-02-27 |
7.97 |
1,346 |
0 |
I Find Myself Crippled with Paralyzing Fear Whenever I Try to Climb Down a Ladder in an FPS Game
|
| 2001-02-26 |
8.14 |
1,467 |
0 |
My Resolution Is So High That I Can't See the Bomb in Counter-strike
|
| 2001-02-24 |
8.19 |
1,267 |
0 |
Daily Victim: Kung Fu Theatre
|
| 2001-02-23 |
7.95 |
1,331 |
0 |
I Have a Dream.
|
| 2001-02-22 |
8.63 |
1,291 |
1 |
If Tribes 2 Is Delayed Again, I Will Rip My Own Face off
|
| 2001-02-21 |
6.02 |
1,248 |
1 |
This Is from My New Album: I'm Going to Rip Open Your Stomach and Devour the Partially Digested Contents
|
| 2001-02-20 |
7.68 |
1,484 |
0 |
Gronk Job -- Put PC Speakers into Cardboard Box.
|
| 2001-02-19 |
6.41 |
1,325 |
2 |
Hey! That Was My Foot! That Was My Fury!
|
| 2001-02-17 |
8.42 |
1,254 |
0 |
My Ingenious Plan to Win the Instagib Match by Re-routing the Air Conditioners Has Backfired
|
| 2001-02-16 |
7.96 |
1,442 |
0 |
C'moff It! That State Trooper Was Totally Camping the Intersection!
|
| 2001-02-15 |
9.16 |
3,689 |
3 |
That Creep Crenshaw Always Turns the Air Conditioner on Just before Our 5:30 Deathmatch
|
| 2001-02-14 |
7.92 |
1,640 |
1 |
No No, Pikapuppy, I Don't Choose You!
|
| 2001-02-13 |
7.24 |
1,229 |
0 |
If They Can Plop a Robot Probe on a Hunk of Rock a Million Miles Away from Earth, Why Can't They Invent a Fallout:tactics Demo That Downloads Faster?
|
| 2001-02-12 |
7.24 |
1,572 |
0 |
I Can't for the Life of Me Figure Out *Slurp* the Reason My Keyboard Is So Sticky
|
| 2001-02-10 |
9.17 |
5,172 |
10 |
Woe, I Say, Woe upon Thee Who Trifle with the Devine Server Administrator!
|
| 2001-02-09 |
6.7 |
1,507 |
2 |
How Do I Win All My LAN Parties? I Credit the Sauce!
|
| 2001-02-08 |
6.78 |
2,201 |
1 |
I Will Kick Your Scrawny Chess Ass
|
| 2001-02-07 |
8.32 |
1,180 |
1 |
What!? You're Turning the Mens' Room Back into a Ladies' Room Again? Good God Man, You Can't Let Them Back in There!
|
| 2001-02-06 |
7.6 |
1,608 |
0 |
I'm Not Going to Say You Were "0WNED" by My Baby Daughter, Exactly, but She Did Dominate You in a Decisive Manner.
|
| 2001-02-05 |
8.14 |
1,644 |
1 |
I'm Not Naked in Real Life, but I Play a Naked Person on My PC.
|
| 2001-02-03 |
8.48 |
1,353 |
0 |
There's a Perfectly Legitimate Business Reason I Stormed into the Quarterly Fiscal Review Half-naked and Reeking of Alcohol
|
| 2001-02-02 |
7.67 |
1,263 |
0 |
You'll Have to Pardon Thomas. This Morning He Had to Dismantle and Reassemble His PC, and All He Had Was a Butter Knife.
|
| 2001-02-01 |
7.39 |
1,437 |
1 |
There's a Broadsword Embedded in the Entertainment Center? Quick, Hand It Back! I'm Fighting Claw Vipers!
|
| 2001-01-31 |
8.43 |
1,619 |
3 |
I Don't Think the Job Interview Went Well
|
| 2001-01-30 |
8.57 |
2,247 |
1 |
Mock Ye the Arcane Arts of Unix Server Administration!?
|
| 2001-01-29 |
7.86 |
1,276 |
0 |
There's a New Rules Marshall on This Here Baldur's Gate Server
|
| 2001-01-27 |
8.18 |
1,106 |
0 |
California Power Blackouts Continue. the Search for Non-digital Entertainment Grows Desperate.
|
| 2001-01-26 |
8.29 |
1,927 |
4 |
Hello, and Welcome to Gaming Gigabuys. Kill Me.
|
| 2001-01-25 |
8.16 |
1,352 |
1 |
This Fancy-schmancy Office Chair Is a Killer of Men and Destroyer of Souls!
|
| 2001-01-24 |
8.76 |
1,639 |
2 |
You Understand, I Lost My Pants on a Worms Armageddon Bet. It Was Foolish, but I Had the Sheep, and Thought I Could Do No Wrong.
|
| 2001-01-23 |
7.36 |
1,208 |
0 |
That "Tomb Invader" Woman Needs a Good Swift Caning!
|
| 2001-01-22 |
7.64 |
1,234 |
0 |
And Bob, Next Door? Camper. S'true! I Saw It!
|
| 2001-01-20 |
8.25 |
1,717 |
1 |
You Want to Talk Surround Sound? Why Stop at 5.1? I've Got an 8.6 Speaker System
|
| 2001-01-19 |
7.1 |
1,490 |
0 |
Impossible! How Could He Possibly Have Killed Me? My Bunny Hopping Was Flawless in Both Planning and Execution!
|
| 2001-01-18 |
8.63 |
2,269 |
2 |
California's Rolling Power Blackouts Have Reduced Me to Wholly Unsatisfying Forms of Manual Analog Entertainment
|
| 2001-01-17 |
7.22 |
1,359 |
0 |
You Want a Piece of Me? You Want a Piece of Me!? I'm Available to Kick Your Ass Anywhere between 3:15 and 3:45 PM PST Today
|
| 2001-01-16 |
6.94 |
1,410 |
0 |
Hmmm... Susan? the People Downstairs Are Definitely Playing the Sims. Yeah ... Yeah I Think They Just Bought a Couch.
|
| 2001-01-15 |
7.83 |
1,725 |
0 |
File Too Long Loading File Bad Not Here Yet Nnrrggmmgkk
|
| 2001-01-13 |
8.44 |
1,338 |
0 |
'Kay Dad, I Understand the New Puppy Chewed up Your Gel Mouse Wrist-rest, I'm Just Saying There May Be a Logical Explanation
|
| 2001-01-12 |
5.84 |
1,424 |
2 |
When It Comes to Online Gaming, I Find That the Mud Community Is the Best Place in Which to Mate with Animals.
|
| 2001-01-11 |
8.14 |
1,315 |
1 |
C'mon Honey, How Else Am I Supposed to Hear If Someone Is Sneaking into the Flag Room?
|
| 2001-01-10 |
7.69 |
1,566 |
3 |
Mom, Dad, Lay off My Everquest Addiction or I May Be Forced to Move Out of Your Basement.
|
| 2001-01-09 |
6.72 |
1,204 |
0 |
These Crappy Ice Cubes Melt before the Map Even Changes!
|
| 2001-01-08 |
6.95 |
1,059 |
0 |
It Takes a Little Tweaking Sometimes, but My Internet Reception Has Gone Way up.
|
| 2001-01-06 |
8.33 |
1,718 |
1 |
I Have Several Theories as to How a Counter-strike Dedicated Server Managed to Find Its Way into Our Network Closet, Perhaps I Should Elaborate?
|
| 2001-01-05 |
7.08 |
1,911 |
1 |
Look, I Just Design Websites. I Won't Be Your Girlfriend.
|
| 2001-01-04 |
7.21 |
1,411 |
0 |
I'm Sorry Guys -- *Sniff* -- I Don't Feel Good. I Think I'm Going to Go to School Today Instead of Playing Unreal Tournament.
|
| 2001-01-03 |
7.25 |
1,493 |
1 |
I Recommend You Give Me Your Lunch Money before I Go Down, Down-forward, Forward, Punch.
|
| 2001-01-02 |
5.37 |
1,047 |
0 |
Courage. Honor. Dignity. Respect. These Are the Hallmarks of Clan TF Omega Ops.
|
| 2000-12-30 |
7.33 |
1,190 |
1 |
If That Puppy Whizzes in My Yard One More Time I'm Gonna Decapitate Him with a Half-life CD!
|
| 2000-12-29 |
6.09 |
1,864 |
0 |
Well, I Understand There's No Category for It, but You Have to Admit That This Pig Deserves Some Sort of Prize.
|
| 2000-12-28 |
9.11 |
4,246 |
7 |
I Asked for the Quake 3 Expansion for Christmas, but All I Got Was a Stupid Puppy
|
| 2000-12-27 |
6.51 |
1,225 |
0 |
Instead of Helping Me with My Problem, the Dude from Tech Support Took a Screenshot So He Could Show It to All His Friends.
|
| 2000-12-23 |
9.2 |
3,465 |
2 |
The Daily Victim Christmas Special
|
| 2000-12-22 |
7.76 |
1,341 |
3 |
Hot Diggity! This New Matrix Action Figure Sitting on Top of My Monitor Will Affirm My Status as a Badass!
|
| 2000-12-21 |
7.58 |
1,116 |
2 |
You Call Yourself a Secret Santa!?
|
| 2000-12-20 |
7.52 |
1,171 |
0 |
For God's Sake Get Down! If They See Us Running a Counter-strike Server Here We're Screwed!
|
| 2000-12-19 |
8.66 |
1,690 |
1 |
Fools! Get Out of Here! A Half-life CD Is on the Loose!
|
| 2000-12-18 |
8.25 |
1,337 |
4 |
I Am the King of Office Ganking!
|
| 2000-12-16 |
8.06 |
1,385 |
2 |
I Swear to God If You Start Talking about Your Two Handed +3 Cursed Berserking Sword at My Company Christmas Party, I Will Slam You
|
| 2000-12-15 |
6.06 |
1,994 |
2 |
Ever since That Last Counter-strike Patch, I Do Everything Akimbo
|
| 2000-12-14 |
6.53 |
1,651 |
1 |
I Am Right and You Are Wrong, as Evidenced by the Immense Combined Power of the Diablo Characters Listed in My Signature
|
| 2000-12-13 |
6.48 |
1,539 |
0 |
I Swear to God I Am Not Responsible for When They Nerfed the Manastone!
|
| 2000-12-12 |
8.34 |
1,506 |
2 |
And Now, Crenshaw, Perhaps You'd like to Explain to Me Why My Favorite Mouse Is Covered in Potato Chip Grease?
|
| 2000-12-11 |
7.47 |
1,178 |
0 |
I'm Tellin' Ya, "Rat in a Coke Can" Is Gonna Be the Biggest Internet Phenomena since Deep-fried Chicken Head!
|
| 2000-12-09 |
7.41 |
956 |
2 |
I'm Sorry, Professor, I Can't Attend Your Lectures This Week Due to My Madden 2001 Injury.
|
| 2000-12-08 |
7.48 |
1,163 |
1 |
Many Would Be Stunned or Horrified by the Sight of My "Tribes Hand," but I've Started to Grow Quite Fond of It
|
| 2000-12-07 |
6.93 |
1,165 |
0 |
I Can Sum up Your Internet Problems in Three Words My Friend: Girl Scout Modem.
|
| 2000-12-06 |
7.6 |
1,713 |
0 |
My Loss of Self-esteem Can Be Traced Back to the Loss of the TFC Super Concussion Grenade Jump
|
| 2000-12-05 |
7.02 |
1,522 |
3 |
I Am a Dance Dance Revolutionary
|
| 2000-12-04 |
7.5 |
1,389 |
2 |
The Middle of This End User License Agreement Contains a Freaky Paragraph in All Caps
|
| 2000-12-02 |
7.83 |
1,471 |
1 |
There's Nothing Wrong with Playing Tribes in 200 X 150 Resolution
|
| 2000-12-01 |
7.75 |
1,475 |
1 |
Tell Me about Your Day, Honey. I Promise Not to Fall Asleep This Time.
|
| 2000-11-30 |
5.14 |
1,162 |
1 |
This New Game Can't Be Any Good -- It Smells All Coconutty
|
| 2000-11-29 |
8.45 |
1,490 |
1 |
Your Stupid Asheron's Call Addiction Is Causing Me Sperm Retention Headaches
|
| 2000-11-28 |
6.08 |
1,100 |
0 |
Critics Agree! My New Game Kicks Ass ... or I Will Kick Yours!
|
| 2000-11-27 |
4.8 |
981 |
0 |
Oh Man, This Tom Clancy Book Would Make a Crappy Computer Game
|
| 2000-11-23 |
8.58 |
1,552 |
0 |
The Daily Victim Thanksgiving Special
|
| 2000-11-22 |
7.05 |
1,423 |
1 |
The Remote Control Is under My Friend's Girlfriend's Ass
|
| 2000-11-21 |
6.68 |
2,056 |
4 |
Psst, Would You like to Buy an Everquest Rubicite Breastplate? It Can Be Yours for the Low Low Price of a Single Human Baby.
|
| 2000-11-20 |
7.6 |
1,158 |
1 |
It Was as Though the Hand of God Reached Down and Blessed Me Tonight at Palace Park Amusements
|
| 2000-11-18 |
8.86 |
2,185 |
3 |
Good Morning Small Children. I'm Here to Explain to You How the Internet Works.
|
| 2000-11-17 |
8.07 |
1,482 |
2 |
Hot Damn! the Ladies' Room Is Open Season!
|
| 2000-11-16 |
5.71 |
1,178 |
0 |
Very Shortly There Will Be a Down-throwing of Some Sort of Gauntlet-like Object
|
| 2000-11-15 |
8.19 |
1,807 |
2 |
My 14-Inch Monitor Is a Total Embarassment at LAN Parties
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| 2000-11-14 |
6.67 |
2,007 |
1 |
Papa! Papa! They Took Away My AK !
|
| 2000-11-13 |
7.11 |
962 |
0 |
This Crap Is Nothing like Fishing on My PC
|
| 2000-11-11 |
8.9 |
2,511 |
11 |
Night-shift Tech Support Is an Abyss of Pure, Screaming Horror
|
| 2000-11-10 |
6.91 |
1,060 |
0 |
Seaman Is Damn Tasty!
|
| 2000-11-09 |
7.68 |
660 |
0 |
The Dreamcast Is Sucking My Subconscious Mind
|
| 2000-11-08 |
6.52 |
707 |
0 |
The Playstation's So-called "Emotion" Engine Fails to Give Me Even a Hint of Human Compassion
|
| 2000-11-07 |
7.35 |
979 |
0 |
Honey, I Love You, but Don't See Any Reason to Leave This Perfectly Good Elite Force Server.
|
| 2000-11-06 |
7.93 |
1,643 |
2 |
Woe to Ye, Internet Service Provider!
|
| 2000-11-04 |
7.2 |
1,177 |
2 |
I Totally Woulda Scored with That Chick on the Tribes Server If My Roommate Hadn't Logged on and Started Talking Smack about My Momma
|
| 2000-11-03 |
6.67 |
803 |
0 |
Failure to Drink Your Milk Will Result in Enormous Tentacles Devouring Your Body Whole
|
| 2000-11-02 |
6.84 |
978 |
1 |
I Can Move Pikachu ... with My Mind!
|
| 2000-11-01 |
6.97 |
1,025 |
1 |
Every Time Our Statistics Server Goes Down, I Will Cut off Someone's Ear
|
| 2000-10-31 |
5.49 |
1,043 |
0 |
I Cannot Master the Torso Twist
|
| 2000-10-30 |
7.55 |
1,352 |
1 |
The Zombies Cannot Possibly Kill Me When I'm This Wired on Jolt Cola
|
| 2000-10-28 |
9.01 |
3,164 |
8 |
Careful Career Maneuvering Will Allow Me to Continue Playing Asheron's Call All Day While the Paychecks Never Cease
|
| 2000-10-27 |
6.51 |
917 |
0 |
Faster, Post-it Note! Kill! Kill!
|
| 2000-10-26 |
6.38 |
940 |
0 |
I Cannot Be Held Responsible for My Human's Recent Hacker Attack on Your Server
|
| 2000-10-25 |
6.35 |
1,198 |
0 |
The PS2 Will Have Unbridled Masturbatory Capabilities
|
| 2000-10-24 |
8.05 |
1,583 |
1 |
The Exploding Toilet Was the Best Part of Lethal Weapon 3
|
| 2000-10-23 |
6.24 |
1,053 |
0 |
Mario Is Teaching My Son to Flash the Wrong Gang Symbols
|
| 2000-10-21 |
8.86 |
2,300 |
4 |
This Week's Winner: the Discovery of an Enemy Flag Base Has Destroyed the Shallow Cocoon That Was Once My Life
|
| 2000-10-20 |
6.52 |
956 |
1 |
The Marketing of New Catch Phrases Is a Serious, Difficult Business
|
| 2000-10-19 |
4.93 |
979 |
0 |
Why Do We Eat This So-called "Hot Sauce?"
|
| 2000-10-18 |
7.91 |
2,216 |
4 |
Why, Yes. My New Job Title Is Just an Excuse to Play Asheron's Call All Day.
|
| 2000-10-17 |
7.6 |
1,654 |
1 |
I Couldn't Stop Eating Meat
|
| 2000-10-16 |
7.58 |
1,665 |
2 |
Those Things Said about My Mom on the Tribes Server Last Night Weren't True
|
| 2000-10-14 |
8.2 |
1,543 |
7 |
This Week's Winner: Overclocked Appliance Guy
|
| 2000-10-13 |
7.61 |
1,336 |
1 |
It's Not That I Don't like Pookie. I'm Simply Suggesting That We Find a Web Site Mascot That Is Less Likely to Pee on My Head.
|
| 2000-10-12 |
6.59 |
1,759 |
2 |
Do Not Interrupt Me When I Lick the Lucky Kitty
|
| 2000-10-11 |
5.29 |
1,817 |
0 |
I Didn't Mean to Read the Star Wars Spoiler Page
|
| 2000-10-10 |
8.09 |
3,295 |
5 |
I've Been Defending This Flag since You Were in Your Father's Scrotum
|
| 2000-10-09 |
4.55 |
1,671 |
0 |
Your Entire Computer Network Is at the Mercy of My Razor Sharp Beaver Teeth
|
| 2000-10-06 |
6.6 |
2,304 |
1 |
There's Not Enough Force Feedback in My Life
|
| 2000-10-05 |
7.69 |
2,859 |
2 |
Hello? I Spilled Zima into My Boyfriend's Counter-Strike Server
|
| 2000-10-04 |
5.32 |
1,131 |
0 |
Those Guys in Customs Really Need to Lighten up
|
| 2000-10-03 |
8.56 |
3,478 |
6 |
I Overclock All of My Appliances
|
| 2000-10-02 |
6.2 |
1,575 |
0 |
Those Guys Who Ganged up on Me in Starcraft the Other Day Were Probably Lovers
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